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re: LUNCH THRAY--The "come say hey to me at mudminnow's t-gate" edition

Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:19 pm to
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:19 pm to
I'm not sure I even had hair around my grapes, or could get hard at 12.
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

while momma was in the living room watching Quency
I thought your mom died when you were a baby
Posted by link
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:19 pm to
can i bring darth? he's got some sweet f*ck stories
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

I'm not sure I even had hair around my grapes, or could get hard at 12.


I don't think I had any hair but had no trouble on the other front.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:20 pm to
Skil, does all this DACA fuss mean you'll have to go back to the U.K.?
Posted by TigerPox
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:20 pm to
I'll admit I don't know shite about motorcyles. Just that you had a yamaha or a kawasaki at one time, when I paid attention to you. And you suck.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

I thought your mom died when you were a baby


She did, in a car wreck. I was raised by my grandmother who we called "momma". She died when I was 14. After that I was on my own for the most part.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

I'll admit I don't know shite about motorcyles. Just that you had a yamaha or a kawasaki at one time, when I paid attention to you


The bike in my sig pic is mine.
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:22 pm to
quote:


The bike in my sig pic is mine.
And I still don't know shite about motorcycles.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:22 pm to
wait is this the story of the housekeeper you said raped you, and you still struggle with it psychologically to this day?
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:23 pm to
Congrats on your engagement
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:24 pm to
He asked first
Posted by TigerPox
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33333 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:25 pm to
Pretty sure the housekeeper was who got him turned onto his licking, kissing, sucking foot fetish.

quote:

Posted by Darth:

re: Who here has a foot fetish?Posted on 1/28/12 at 2:49 pm to dyslexiateechur
How did I miss this thread?!? For those who read my post in the Confessions Thread my view on women's feet is pretty clear. Yes, I'm a full fledged foot guy thanks to our housekeeper. Then again maybe she just brought out something that was there all along. I like kissing, licking, sucking, hell even their scent so long as they're not funky.

For those who say they can't see what guys see in feet and the think women's feet are no different than a guys feet then I feel bad for you on what you are missing. Do you not see the difference in a pair of women's legs and a guy's legs? What about the difference in a woman's arse and a dude's arse? The truth is there is a huge difference and for someone into feet the only difference from me to another guy is that just like them I like all the other same things, nice tits, round arse, shapely legs, the whole nine yards. It's just that in addition to all that I also like a nice pair of feet as well.

Also, I'm not going to claim to have been with a ton of women in my life but I've had a pretty damn good share and I honestly cannot say I remember a single one of them not becoming putty in my hands the instant I started sucking on their toes. They all loved it, and my wife loves it today.

Finally, i just wanted to tell our resident teechur that her's are what I'd consider to be OT 10 feet. If those were Auburn flip flops and the polish orange and blue they'd look almost like my wife's during football season.



And just so you know, from what I've read of your posts here, your husband sounds like he is a full blown foot guy just like me. Seeing your pic, I got to say I don't blame him.


LInk to Post


ETA: Thanks, Paige :)
This post was edited on 9/5/17 at 2:27 pm
Posted by Paige
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:25 pm to
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When I was 12 our housekeeper (OT 2.4) started messing around with me. She was 24 and married. My dumbass started feeling guilty for "cheating" on my little girlfriend at school. So after a while I decided to "break-up" with the house keeper. One evening she picked me up from football practice and as normal took me up on Altoona Mtn for our usual "teaching" session (she got off on "teaching" me about sex). Anyway, when we got there I gave her the bad news. She didn't take it well. Started bawling and shite. I felt bad so I told her she could suck my dick one last time. She proceeded to get on her knees and give me a blow job. There I, a stupid 12 yr old kid, stood with this married 24 yr old woman sucking my dick like a camp while sobbing and snoting. I have to admit I got off on her crying and grabbed the back of her head and held on until I was done.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

She died when I was 14. After that I was on my own for the most part.




Is that what made you so hard core?
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:25 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:26 pm to
quote:


And I still don't know shite about motorcycles.




It's a Harley-Davidson Ultra Classic Electra Glide. I'm probably going to trade it soon for something lighter. Either a Dyna, Sportester 1200 or maybe an Indian Scout. My legs are just not as strong now as they use to be.

And I'd be glad to teach you about bikes if you'd stop being so hostile toward me.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:26 pm to
paige---engaged
pox---engaged
LL---engaged
evil lil thang---engaged
hc86----married
aspy---arranged marriage
bb---married
jmcs----thinks she's engaged
bleu---not applicable

this is bullshite
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131476 posts
Posted on 9/5/17 at 2:28 pm to
You still have a shot with Noho, G4, or KiegBalls.
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