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LUNCH THRAY---The "i have to socialize tonight, with people" edition

Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:08 pm
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107687 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:08 pm
ewww, i hate irl people. i need some xmas party talking points pleze.



my lunch


albertson's crab legs
Posted by RebelVol
The Sip
Member since Aug 2016
4183 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:11 pm to
Trump
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107687 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:11 pm to
op is worried about the lack of l-thray interaction...c'mon posters...sheesh
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:12 pm to
Taking your dick out for Harambe always sparks a reaction.
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:12 pm to
Ask them what their views are on tranny's using the little girls room, and what gender pronouns they prefer to be called by out of all 800

Oh: breakfast burrito
This post was edited on 12/15/16 at 12:13 pm
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85011 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

talking points pleze.

(hold out hand)

"Hi, I'm Skillet from Tigerdroppings. You've probably heard of me. What's your screen name"?
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:15 pm to
Talking Point #1: the penis bone


whadup whataburger


Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107687 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

Trump


how bout these


you should wear spanx
wow lady, you gonna eat all that
give me another bar, drinktender
hey fine chick, meet me in the men's room. don't tell aubrey
i voted for hillary
you ever thought about using crest white strips
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:17 pm to
Honestly man, keep it to sports & the holidays and you should be good for the most part.

And show interest in their kids
Posted by AjaxFury
In & out of The Matrix
Member since Sep 2014
9928 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57324 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:19 pm to
If you IRL social skills are anywhere near as good as your lunch thread social skills you will be just fine and make friends in no time. Just start with what you had for lunch.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:19 pm to

In real life people suck. Just get drunk and grind on someones wife. No talking necessary.

>>>chicken tacos
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

If you IRL social skills are anywhere near as good as your lunch thread social skills you will be just fine and make friends in no time.


Please don't put shite like that in his head.... Please
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85011 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:21 pm to
I disagree. He's a celebrity on Tigerdroppings. He needs to capitalize on his name recognition. F*ck sports and holidays.

Every holiday party I go to, I'm looking for the 6'0, 235 lb. somewhat sloppy dude getting drunk, and approach with caution and start fishing for the screen name. I also poke every old, wrinkled, alcoholic looking dude with gray hair, testing for a poop bag on their sides. I point at every blonde girl with size 13 feet and say "Nurse"?
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20503 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:23 pm to
is there anything worth getting at jimmy john's, or is it all fricking rabbit food? basically just a salad on bread?

Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70039 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:25 pm to
A buddy/member at the gym brought me some ballin shite that his Asian gf made. Said it is panang curry, pork, and some sort of homemade sauce. Gave me a side of that sticky asian rice as well.
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
Member since Oct 2011
37900 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

give me another bar, drinktender
my personal fav
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56263 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:26 pm to
Chocolate covered strawberries left over from last nights buffet at the company Christmas party.

And some of the little cocktail shrimp I saved on a double closer ziplock.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45738 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:26 pm to
vegetable soup and a diet coke
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107687 posts
Posted on 12/15/16 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

He's a celebrity on Tigerdroppings.



Chicken sent me a t-droppings logo'd yetti hopper as a gift for my contribution to his site....And yes, it was spelled yetti.
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