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re: LUNCH THRAY---The "Filet O Fish day for Catholics" edition
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:00 pm to lsunurse
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:00 pm to lsunurse
Nurse, can you tell me how the 50 shades series ends? I'm so sick of reading it. But I want to know what happens
And I think whoever was right in saying the author doesn't have sex. I realized that the sex God only ever gives her one orgasm
And I think whoever was right in saying the author doesn't have sex. I realized that the sex God only ever gives her one orgasm
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:08 pm to Paige
quote:
Nurse, can you tell me how the 50 shades series ends? I'm so sick of reading it. But I want to know what happens
I'm in the same situation!
Still trudging through book 2. I will finish the damn series though. quote:
And I think whoever was right in saying the author doesn't have sex.
Well this is what the author looks like.....
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:14 pm to Paige
How many more times you think we will read about Ana exploding into a million pieces each time she orgasms?
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:14 pm to lsunurse
I would not sleep with her
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:14 pm to lsunurse
Yikes. Not attractive
Yeah I'm on book two. Pretty much skipping over the sex scenes since she says the same thing over and over
Yeah I'm on book two. Pretty much skipping over the sex scenes since she says the same thing over and over
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:16 pm to Paige
quote:
since she says the same thing over and over
Christian: "I must have you now Ana."
Ana: Holy cow Something, something, something, he cups my sex, something something something, I explode in a million pieces and he still won't let me touch his chest.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:16 pm to lsunurse
I know. It's so annoying Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:17 pm to Paige
A chick invited me to go see the movie with her Friday night but I talked her into seeing the sponge bob movie instead
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:20 pm to lsunurse
Then he stills and collapses onto me
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:28 pm to Paige
This is how it should end. He tragically dies, leaving all his wealth to Ana. She ends up taking on subs herself.
Flash forward a few years later and there is a young, handsome guy sitting awkwardly in the reception area of Grey Industries. Receptionist comes out
"Miss Steele will see you now"
The End
Flash forward a few years later and there is a young, handsome guy sitting awkwardly in the reception area of Grey Industries. Receptionist comes out
"Miss Steele will see you now"
The End
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:33 pm to Paige
Jamie & Dakota are IRL friends. TMZ-nurse has no fricking clue about some of the shite she spouts off on. 
i wish a new chick poster would start posting so hollywood insider-nurse could sharpen her e-teeth.
i wish a new chick poster would start posting so hollywood insider-nurse could sharpen her e-teeth.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:36 pm to lsunurse
That would be a good ending Skillet, yeah we haven't had any of the nurse attacking the new girl fun in awhile
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:41 pm to Paige
nurse - "bitch bitch bitch I hate 50 shades of gay bitch bitch bitch"
Paige - "complain complain complain me too it sucks complain complain complain"
nurse - "you gonna keep buying all the books and reading them?"
Paige - "yep"
nurse - "me too"
Paige - "complain complain complain me too it sucks complain complain complain"
nurse - "you gonna keep buying all the books and reading them?"
Paige - "yep"
nurse - "me too"
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:43 pm to lsunurse
Didn't you notice that Mabel from DA was in About Time?
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:43 pm to terd ferguson
I want to know what happens And I'm reading them for free online
This post was edited on 2/18/15 at 1:44 pm
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:44 pm to Paige
the book and movie could have been good if the fat ugly author would just have had 1 or 2 awesome kinky sex scenes instead of all that stupid bullshite...everyone knows how to have sex, and you can only go so far with it without killing your partner.
personally, i like auto-erotic asphyxiation, but that's just me.
and no, i've not read the book or seen the movie...aubrey has, and she's always spot-on with her analysis.
personally, i like auto-erotic asphyxiation, but that's just me.
and no, i've not read the book or seen the movie...aubrey has, and she's always spot-on with her analysis.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:47 pm to Tino
No I didn't actually. Thanks for pointing that out. I'm gonna have to watch movie again sometime. 
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:48 pm to terd ferguson
you sir, earned up up vote.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:50 pm to Skillet
Aubrey is right. I agree about the book and could've fit it all into one without all her inner goddess bullshite
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:50 pm to lsunurse
looks like a brunette version of your landwoman friend
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