lost a good friend this week, yall would have liked him as well

RIP Howard the Jew

I met Howard about 12-13 years ago at a Rice baseball game. He had one of the seats on the back two rows of Sec F. behind the plate. I would move my tickets the next season and that's where Ive been ever since.
Howard was old, when we first met I figured he was late 80's each year he would show up for game 1 we were shocked. Howard had not been a RICE student. He moved here in 1970 with a degree from Villanova and went to work in the Oil industry and ever left Houston. This was home.

He complained about the failures of the Astros, Rockets, Owls, Always thought the Texas sucked but liked James Casey. If he had a negative opinion about an athlete a coach or politician you would hear about it. You might easily think Howard hated everything.

His one love was boobs, big ,firm young bouncy boobs. He once passed out at a game and was only revived when the chesty paramedic leaned in to check his vitals, His grin was bigger than ours. If I would take date to a game Howard would spend the next 9 innings trying to steal her away from me ( the bastard) and I don't doubt he came close once or twice the man was charming.

Howard had survived round 1 with cancer and had been in decent health since. Last time I saw him was at a Rice game and we took our walk around the stands 5th inning so he could stretch his legs and see some boobs.
Ill admit we had a good thing going since he was old he could stare right at those tits and they were unlikely to say anything and if he's looking I might as well just in case there a conversation about it later.

We lost him this last week, it wasn't a surprise Round 2 hit him hard and Howard declined treatment thinking enough was enough. And went on to see the Jew God last Friday.


I miss him already