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Longest Keg Stand/Drinking Tales
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:00 am
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:00 am
I got to thinking about the glory days, the 90's of course. When a real baw could knock out a few keg stands. Nowadays, these queers just die from funneling beer up their arse pipe. What's the longest keg stand you ever witnessed? Or entertain us with a good story about a kid funneling whiskey until he almost died in some backyard.
I saw a fat ole baw do a 90 second keg stand.
I saw a fat ole baw do a 90 second keg stand.
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Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:02 am to Knuckle Checkin Baw
Yep
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:04 am to Knuckle Checkin Baw
quote:
Nowadays, these queers just die from funneling beer up their arse pipe.
I'll take it you're a professional butt chugger then?
This post was edited on 9/28/17 at 12:05 am
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:05 am to Havoc
Yep
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:07 am to Knuckle Checkin Baw
My father was an alcoholic. shite was crazy bro.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:07 am to Knuckle Checkin Baw
Bid night, 38 seconds. Proceeded to vomit all over an active immediately after stopping, made for a long pledgeship.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:09 am to Knuckle Checkin Baw
Weak alter is weak.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:11 am to OMLandshark
Why am I not surprised that a north Mississippi fairy baw goes straight for the gay talk.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:14 am to Knuckle Checkin Baw
quote:
Why am I not surprised that a north Mississippi fairy baw goes straight for the gay talk.
You're the one who said that people are too big of pussies for not being able to survive funneling beers up their arse pipes. Seems like you take pride in tolerating shoving beers up your arse.
And please, this isn't north Mississippi bullshite you're talking about; it's East Tennessee: LINK
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:14 am to soccerfüt
Nobody cares what you think, Eurotrash, soccer boy. Surely you have more to contribute to this thread besides being one of those forum nerds trying to call out alters.
I'll tell you like I told the other leg humpers. I'm not an alter, little man.
I'll tell you like I told the other leg humpers. I'm not an alter, little man.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:15 am to Tunasntigers92
38 seconds is good stand. I'm getting sick thinking about it.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:18 am to Knuckle Checkin Baw
One time we had a keg party in a drained swimming pool and my dumbass friend broke (or forgot, I forgot) the tap.
My dad showed up too after the cops busted us.
Happy now?
If I drove a Eurosport would I be Eurotrash?
My dad showed up too after the cops busted us.
Happy now?
If I drove a Eurosport would I be Eurotrash?
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:19 am to OMLandshark
There you go
This post was edited on 9/28/17 at 12:20 am
Posted on 9/28/17 at 12:22 am to Knuckle Checkin Baw
I saw your edit with the forum jizzrag. You're thinking of Toddy, who I despise mind you, so watch your fricking mouth, guy who brags that he wouldn't "die from funneling beer up their arse pipe". That's the gayest fricking shite I've read here in some time.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 6:44 am to Knuckle Checkin Baw
I think a couple of St. Paddy's day parades ago I had a 70+ second one.
Blew all these young buck's times out the water.
Blew all these young buck's times out the water.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:42 am to Knuckle Checkin Baw
I can do three beers in the butt. Four if it's cans not bottles.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 9:46 am to Knuckle Checkin Baw
quote:
saw a fat ole baw do a 90 second keg stand.
Had a female friend who did 90 second keg stands regularly. It was mind blowing. She finally revealed her secret and she had some kind of trick where she clogged the end with her tongue.
Posted on 9/28/17 at 10:04 am to Knuckle Checkin Baw
Posted on 9/28/17 at 10:06 am to OMLandshark
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butt chugger
Is his name Josh in jasper?
Posted on 9/28/17 at 10:06 am to Knuckle Checkin Baw
i do not remember, I do remember I was one of 2 hearing people at a party for deaf people
this big deaf dude did a keg stand for so long when they let him down it took him about 90 seconds to regain his sight
this big deaf dude did a keg stand for so long when they let him down it took him about 90 seconds to regain his sight
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