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re: LNST- OT cisterhood edition
Posted on 8/5/14 at 2:49 am to fr33manator
Posted on 8/5/14 at 2:49 am to fr33manator
Before I go to bed, I could really use an opinion on a situation I just came across. I actually feel like a dick for doing what I did.
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 2:50 am
Posted on 8/5/14 at 2:51 am to Ellis Dee
I'm here bro. I'll shoot straight with you
Posted on 8/5/14 at 2:52 am to fr33manator
Ummm... Hope I was drunk.
Then realize... Hey, someone had to drink it sooner or later
Then realize... Hey, someone had to drink it sooner or later
Posted on 8/5/14 at 2:57 am to fr33manator
So I went to What-a-Burger earlier, and I'm in the drive-thru waiting for my order. Right next to said What-a-Burger, there's a truck stop, where I see what I'm assuming is a prostitute harassing random truck drivers over there. I get my order, park in the parking lot, and start chowing down, when I see this prostitute start walking my way. She walks up, and says "don't I know you from somewhere?!". I tell her to get the frick away from my truck, and she abides. I see her sitting at a table, and when I'm done eating, I drive up, roll down my window, and say "hey, you hungry?". She walks up, has obviously been crying, and says "yes, thank you" and I hand her an empty What-a-Burger bag, filled with the trash and slight remnants of what I have just eaten.
Am I an a-hole for doing that?
TL;DR: I trolled a hooker by giving her an empty bag of food.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 2:59 am to Ellis Dee
If she was indeed a prostitute... Have an up vote!
Posted on 8/5/14 at 2:59 am to Ellis Dee
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Am I an a-hole for doing that?
Does it matter? I wouldn't lose sleep over it.
You're somewhere between mother Theresa and Pol Pot.
Was she good looking? Could you have gotten a Beej for a burger?
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:02 am to fr33manator
Nah, not good looking at all...OT 1, and that's being nice. I probably could have gotten a BJ out of the deal, but that would have been like driving a car with your feet..just because you can do it, doesn't make it a good idea, as God knows what kind of filthy STD's she has
Upvote returned
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StickyFingaz
Upvote returned
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 3:03 am
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:05 am to Ellis Dee
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Nah, not good looking at all...OT 1, and that's being nice.
Then no, you aren't an a-hole.
Well, you're probably a little bit of an a-hole, but that's a good thing. If you weren't you probably would have felt pity on her and given her some money to further her meth habit.
Should have rubbed some fries on your balls though
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:07 am to Ellis Dee
You should've just given her a $5 bill for some grub and been on your Merry way. Whores need random acts of kindness just like everyone else.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:09 am to 4LSU2
Regular whores, maybe.
Methed out toothless lot lizards really don't give back much.
And you NEVER, EVER give junkies money
Methed out toothless lot lizards really don't give back much.
And you NEVER, EVER give junkies money
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 3:10 am
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:09 am to fr33manator
Yeah, the thing that made me have a little bit of sympathy for her was the fact that she was crying when she walked up to my truck.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:10 am to Ellis Dee
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Yeah, the thing that made me have a little bit of sympathy for her was the fact that she was crying when she walked up to my truck.
Women's tears are the oldest trick in the book.
A 2 year old girl knows nothing makes a man weaker than tears.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:12 am to fr33manator
Well shite, I should have rubbed my fries all over my taint then
eta: got a 6 hour drive ahead of me in the AM so I'm off to bed. Have a good one y'all
eta: got a 6 hour drive ahead of me in the AM so I'm off to bed. Have a good one y'all
This post was edited on 8/5/14 at 3:17 am
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:21 am to Ellis Dee
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got a 6 hour drive ahead of me in the AM so I'm off to bed.
Any sum bitch that even ponders rubbing French fries on his taint for any reason whatsoever needs Jesus. Hopefully that 6 hour drive will let him take the wheel and comfort your sick arse.
Posted on 8/5/14 at 3:27 am to 4LSU2
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Jesus. Hopefully that 6 hour drive will let him take the wheel and comfort your sick arse.
Dude, Jesus lived over 2000 years ago.
Dude does not need to be behind the wheel of ANY motorized vehicle.
Well, maybe a Segway
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