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Little known Historical events fromthe lives of better known Historical figures
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:36 pm
We all know John Smith for boning Pocahontas (translation Poke Her haunches) which is where we get hetero anal sex from
but I digress,, dudes early adventures deserve a movie
After his father died, Smith left home at the age of sixteen and set off to sea. He served as a mercenary in the army of Henry IV of France against the Spaniards, fighting for Dutch independence from the Spanish King Phillip II. He then set off for the Mediterranean Sea. There he engaged in both trade and piracy, and later fought against the Ottoman Turks in the Long Turkish War. Smith was promoted to captain while fighting for the Austrian Habsburgs in Hungary, in the campaign of Michael the Brave in 1600 and 1601. After the death of Michael the Brave, he fought for Radu Serban in Wallachia against the Ottoman vassal Ieremia Movila.
Smith is reputed to have killed and beheaded three Turkish opponents in single combat duels, for which he was knighted by the Prince of Transylvania and given a horse and a coat of arms showing three Turks' heads. However, in 1602 he was wounded in a skirmish with the Tartars, captured and sold as a slave. As Smith describes it: "we all sold for slaves, like beasts in a market".[6] Smith claimed his master, a Turkish nobleman, sent him as a gift to his Greek mistress in Constantinople, who fell in love with Smith. He then was taken to the Crimea, from where he escaped from the Ottoman lands into Muscovy then on to the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, before travelling through Europe and Northern Africa, returning to England in 1604.
but I digress,, dudes early adventures deserve a movie
After his father died, Smith left home at the age of sixteen and set off to sea. He served as a mercenary in the army of Henry IV of France against the Spaniards, fighting for Dutch independence from the Spanish King Phillip II. He then set off for the Mediterranean Sea. There he engaged in both trade and piracy, and later fought against the Ottoman Turks in the Long Turkish War. Smith was promoted to captain while fighting for the Austrian Habsburgs in Hungary, in the campaign of Michael the Brave in 1600 and 1601. After the death of Michael the Brave, he fought for Radu Serban in Wallachia against the Ottoman vassal Ieremia Movila.
Smith is reputed to have killed and beheaded three Turkish opponents in single combat duels, for which he was knighted by the Prince of Transylvania and given a horse and a coat of arms showing three Turks' heads. However, in 1602 he was wounded in a skirmish with the Tartars, captured and sold as a slave. As Smith describes it: "we all sold for slaves, like beasts in a market".[6] Smith claimed his master, a Turkish nobleman, sent him as a gift to his Greek mistress in Constantinople, who fell in love with Smith. He then was taken to the Crimea, from where he escaped from the Ottoman lands into Muscovy then on to the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, before travelling through Europe and Northern Africa, returning to England in 1604.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:40 pm to OWLFAN86
Damn. Boning that savage chick from the Americas was probably the most boring thing he ever did.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:40 pm to OWLFAN86
I watched a program about what Churchill went through as a young man. Really interesting stuff.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:40 pm to OWLFAN86
Harpo Marx and Amelia Earhart
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:41 pm to OWLFAN86
Do you even respect our culture?
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:42 pm to Bushmaster
quote:if only we had a thread where you might share this information
I watched a program about what Churchill went through as a young man. Really interesting stuff.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:46 pm to BRgetthenet
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:47 pm to OWLFAN86
This kinda puts a damper on my 2nd place 4H ribbon from 3rd grade.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:48 pm to Bushmaster
Few people know that Winston Churchill was a popular novelist and died in 1947
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Winston Churchill (November 10, 1871 – March 12, 1947) was an American novelist and was one of the best selling novelists of the early 20th century.
He is nowadays overshadowed, even as a writer, by the very much more famous British statesman of the same name, with whom he was acquainted, but not related. Their lives had some interesting parallels.
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Churchill met and occasionally communicated with the British statesman and author Winston Churchill (no known relation). It was the American Churchill who became famous earlier, and in the 1890s he was much better known than his British counterpart. The two are still occasionally confused, mostly by sellers of second-hand books, although the British Churchill wrote only one novel, Savrola, being better known for his popular histories and journalism.
Both Churchills had political careers, and were both noted amateur painters. The similarities extend to their tertiary education; both attended service colleges and briefly served (during the same period) as officers in their respective countries' armed forces. One was a naval, the other an army officer.
The British Churchill, upon becoming aware of the American Churchill's books, wrote to him suggesting that he would sign his own works "Winston Spencer Churchill", using his middle name (actually part of his full surname, "Spencer-Churchill") to differentiate them. This suggestion was accepted, with the comment that the American Churchill would have done the same, had he any middle names.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:56 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:it's the kind of story a natural born citizen would enjoy
riveting
Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:00 pm to Kafka
quote:I'm more American that you will ever be
it's the kind of story a natural born citizen would enjoy
Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:06 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:than you will ever be
I'm more American that you will ever be
We speak English in America
Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:18 pm to OWLFAN86
lo siento si herí tus sentimientos
Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:23 pm to OWLFAN86
Charles Lindbergh had three secret families scattered around Europe. Two of the women were sisters.
Between that and being a Nazi sympathizer, Lucky Lindy was kind of a dick.
Between that and being a Nazi sympathizer, Lucky Lindy was kind of a dick.
Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:25 pm to dpd901
quote:you wouldn't do this if you could?
Charles Lindbergh had three secret families scattered around Europe. Two of the women were sisters
Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:28 pm to Kafka
quote:
you wouldn't do this if you could?
Have kids with women that I rarely get to see? Probably not.
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