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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:36 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:36 pm
We all know John Smith for boning Pocahontas (translation Poke Her haunches) which is where we get hetero anal sex from

but I digress,, dudes early adventures deserve a movie

After his father died, Smith left home at the age of sixteen and set off to sea. He served as a mercenary in the army of Henry IV of France against the Spaniards, fighting for Dutch independence from the Spanish King Phillip II. He then set off for the Mediterranean Sea. There he engaged in both trade and piracy, and later fought against the Ottoman Turks in the Long Turkish War. Smith was promoted to captain while fighting for the Austrian Habsburgs in Hungary, in the campaign of Michael the Brave in 1600 and 1601. After the death of Michael the Brave, he fought for Radu Serban in Wallachia against the Ottoman vassal Ieremia Movila.

Smith is reputed to have killed and beheaded three Turkish opponents in single combat duels, for which he was knighted by the Prince of Transylvania and given a horse and a coat of arms showing three Turks' heads. However, in 1602 he was wounded in a skirmish with the Tartars, captured and sold as a slave. As Smith describes it: "we all sold for slaves, like beasts in a market".[6] Smith claimed his master, a Turkish nobleman, sent him as a gift to his Greek mistress in Constantinople, who fell in love with Smith. He then was taken to the Crimea, from where he escaped from the Ottoman lands into Muscovy then on to the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, before travelling through Europe and Northern Africa, returning to England in 1604.

Posted by John McClane
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:37 pm to
What a badass
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:40 pm to
Damn. Boning that savage chick from the Americas was probably the most boring thing he ever did.
Posted by Bushmaster
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:40 pm to
I watched a program about what Churchill went through as a young man. Really interesting stuff.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:40 pm to
Harpo Marx and Amelia Earhart

Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:41 pm to
Do you even respect our culture?
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:42 pm to
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I watched a program about what Churchill went through as a young man. Really interesting stuff.
if only we had a thread where you might share this information
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:46 pm to
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Do you even respect our culture?


LINK


can you beat the "Volcano Rabbit of Death"
Posted by Bushmaster
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:46 pm to
Oh, Owlfan.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:47 pm to
This kinda puts a damper on my 2nd place 4H ribbon from 3rd grade.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:48 pm to
Few people know that Winston Churchill was a popular novelist and died in 1947



























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Winston Churchill (November 10, 1871 – March 12, 1947) was an American novelist and was one of the best selling novelists of the early 20th century.

He is nowadays overshadowed, even as a writer, by the very much more famous British statesman of the same name, with whom he was acquainted, but not related. Their lives had some interesting parallels.
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Churchill met and occasionally communicated with the British statesman and author Winston Churchill (no known relation). It was the American Churchill who became famous earlier, and in the 1890s he was much better known than his British counterpart. The two are still occasionally confused, mostly by sellers of second-hand books, although the British Churchill wrote only one novel, Savrola, being better known for his popular histories and journalism.

Both Churchills had political careers, and were both noted amateur painters. The similarities extend to their tertiary education; both attended service colleges and briefly served (during the same period) as officers in their respective countries' armed forces. One was a naval, the other an army officer.

The British Churchill, upon becoming aware of the American Churchill's books, wrote to him suggesting that he would sign his own works "Winston Spencer Churchill", using his middle name (actually part of his full surname, "Spencer-Churchill") to differentiate them. This suggestion was accepted, with the comment that the American Churchill would have done the same, had he any middle names.


Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:54 pm to
riveting
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 9:56 pm to
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riveting
it's the kind of story a natural born citizen would enjoy
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:00 pm to
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it's the kind of story a natural born citizen would enjoy
I'm more American that you will ever be
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:06 pm to
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I'm more American that you will ever be
than you will ever be

We speak English in America
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:11 pm to
frick it
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:18 pm to
lo siento si herí tus sentimientos



Posted by dpd901
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:23 pm to
Charles Lindbergh had three secret families scattered around Europe. Two of the women were sisters.

Between that and being a Nazi sympathizer, Lucky Lindy was kind of a dick.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:25 pm to
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Charles Lindbergh had three secret families scattered around Europe. Two of the women were sisters
you wouldn't do this if you could?
Posted by dpd901
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Posted on 5/18/16 at 10:28 pm to
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you wouldn't do this if you could?



Have kids with women that I rarely get to see? Probably not.
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