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re: Lets talk about Carrie Underwood from the SNF commercial
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:42 am to Swamp Scausage
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:42 am to Swamp Scausage
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Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:44 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Knew a guy that hit it before her Idol days
Yeah, bullshite. She was 16 when she did American Idol. Not buying what you're selling.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:46 am to Swamp Scausage
Shes not ugly
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:46 am to Swamp Scausage
Let me help OP out...
And yes, I'd do things with her that most of civilized society would consider depraved and unnatural.
And yes, I'd do things with her that most of civilized society would consider depraved and unnatural.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:46 am to DarthRebel
Id love for her to crack my skull with those thighs
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:49 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Knew a guy that hit it before her Idol days
No you didn't.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:51 am to Cosmo
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Id love for her to crack my skull with those thighs
I guess if you are into that kind of thing
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:51 am to Swamp Scausage
Already told my wife that she could watch if I ever got a crack at Carrie
She said she'd join in
Carrie, I hope you're reading this
She said she'd join in
Carrie, I hope you're reading this
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:53 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Knew a guy that hit it before her Idol days. She's cute but without all the make up, she's average at best.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 9:56 am to SSpaniel
She doesn't really do it for me.
I mean she is attractive, but I don't think she is anything special.
I mean she is attractive, but I don't think she is anything special.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 10:02 am to SG_Geaux
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SG_Geaux
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She doesn't really do it for me.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 10:03 am to Swamp Scausage
I just wish she would stop singing "Tough girl" songs like she is some kind of bad arse or something. 
Posted on 9/11/17 at 10:06 am to Swamp Scausage
Carrie is on my "free pass" list as negotiated with my wife.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 10:08 am to kingbob
I would drink her toilet water.
I am bullshitting. This was an opportunity to say that.
I am bullshitting. This was an opportunity to say that.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 10:09 am to KLSU
You don't have to be some muscled up badass to sing those songs as a woman, you just have to be utterly vindictive and batshit insane. Seeing as most women have that crazy streak somewhere in there, it's not exactly a stretch.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 11:13 am to Swamp Scausage
Stomach is soft
This post was edited on 12/2/17 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 9/11/17 at 11:18 am to DarthRebel
Her legs are incredible
Posted on 9/11/17 at 11:26 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Knew a guy that hit it before her Idol days.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 11:29 am to Swamp Scausage
Carrie walks into the candlelit villa on the coast of Barbados, as you lie waiting on a bed of rose petals, champagne on ice. She motions for you to join her on the sofa; her bathrobe drops to the floor revealing those toned legs that you so desire to get between. Carrie sits on the sofa and asks you to get on your knees. You oblige. She pulls your head into her mound....her scent reminds you of pancakes. Her syrup begins to drip. Drip. Drip. Drip. You can feel her thighs tightening around your head and then....you blow your load all over the floor and she laughs at you and makes a song about it.
Posted on 9/11/17 at 11:29 am to PortHudsonPlaya
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Knew a guy that hit it before her Idol days.
What's his name?
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She's cute but without all the make up, she's average at best.
Isn't the case with a lot of women? They don't look "as good" as they do when they are dressed up?
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