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Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:41 pm to
You should rent her for the weekend in DC. Let her be your wing woman. Give you some instant social capital.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:41 pm to
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it's about the most efficient and rational allocation of my assets. effectively planning what i do with them as best i can

You're posting about masturbation over sex on a message board
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:41 pm to
do you talk like that with women?

I think it's kind of a cop out so you can rationalize not going out when you'd rather stay in and not do anything
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:41 pm to
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false rape charges


Find a chick who isn't as crazy as others.

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babies

Make sure she's on BC/use a condom if you're worried.

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STDs

Get tested/wrap it if you're worried.

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DWIs

Use Uber.

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black out bar tabs

Don't go to a bar or find a woman who isn't a lush.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:42 pm to
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Yeah, if you are drinking and picking up women at the bar I'd say that your 'costs' increase.

i asked this earlier, but where else do people go meet people to try and frick them? parties? same worries

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What are you jacking off in the bar restroom? That takes time to do as well.

i can go out and enjoy socializing without trying to get my dick wet just like i can go out socializing without drinking

nowhere did i say people had to stop going out or stop being social. y'all just included that

that assumption means that we only go out to find somebody to frick. i disagree with that assumption
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:42 pm to
I think there are 3 different types of sex:

fricking, having sex and making love.

All 3 can be great in their own way. You can also have a little bit of each of them at a time. It's not really black and white.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:42 pm to
he wants a "spread"sheet of your services

may have to double the prices to deal with the backlash of donkeysex
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:42 pm to
Who called you a whore. I'm just saying we hangout and you pick up some money from a friend as a thank you. Then your car problem fixed
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:42 pm to
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You're posting about masturbation over sex on a message board

i didn't really want to go play pool at the bar and i'm watching MNF and following fantasy

i don't know what grand things i could be doing with my life right now, on a monday night
This post was edited on 9/15/14 at 9:43 pm
Posted by The Third Leg
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:43 pm to
It's really this simple, SFP: the feeling of ejaculating inside a pussy is unparalleled.

The end.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:43 pm to
I agree with all of that.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:44 pm to
I agree with that

but I'm curious how often you choose to stay in instead of going out

Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:44 pm to
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do you talk like that with women?

i've had this exact conversation with a stripper before

and i've had it with my mom before

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I think it's kind of a cop out so you can rationalize not going out when you'd rather stay in and not do anything

i worked like 12 hours straight friday and still went out until past 1 (i didn't saturday b/c i had to get up for church)
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:44 pm to
frick, how did I get involved in this conversation.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:44 pm to
A 4 hour, 34 page thread about punching the clown.

Chicken just punches his clown while on the drive to the bank on this volume.
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:45 pm to
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asked this earlier, but where else do people go meet people to try and frick them? parties? same worries
I guess bars are just easy pickings.

I know not everyone goes out looking to get their dick wet, but if the opportunity presented itself, I'm sure the majority of people would jump on it.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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424741 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:45 pm to
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but I'm curious how often you choose to stay in instead of going out

even working essentially 2 jobs right now i go out once, sometimes 3x/week

i will be out tomorrow, though.

i have to go to BR saturday as well (so no friday/sat this weekend)
Posted by Tino
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Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:46 pm to
this thread is making me blush
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:46 pm to
She won't take the deal. I'm not even bad looking
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 9:46 pm to
maybe you should focus the conversation away from this kind of talk...not sure most women wanna hear how much you're willing to spend to see if they're interested...


Pox: That's why I'm trying to focus on the next OT sting operation that gets CR arrested for soliciting prostitution
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