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Leo DiCaprio is truly the king of Alphas

Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:16 pm
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:16 pm
Zero fricks given.





Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6181 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:17 pm to
have you told your parents you're gay yet?
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

have you told your parents you're gay yet?


They might of got the hint after he asked for the special edition titanic collector dolls...
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:18 pm to
The Leo cockholstering on this and the M/TV board is just weird.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118928 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:19 pm to
Not an iphone user. I'm surprised.
Posted by Jeb Busch Lite
Member since Apr 2016
1855 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:19 pm to
For tying a shopping bag to his waist? Doesn't take much to be an "alpha" in your eyes I'm guessing.
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:19 pm to
What was harder? Finding rollerblades that fit a grown man or explaining to your parents why you spend so much time with your friend "Kyle" from down the street?
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:20 pm to
I guess he dresses like a bum in public when he's not flying around in a private jet preaching to people that they burn too much fossil fuels. He's a major douchebag
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:21 pm to
Can't be alpha in cargo shorts.

He's also talking on speaker in public, so he deserves a brutal public beating.
This post was edited on 7/18/17 at 3:23 pm
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
35952 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:22 pm to
You cannot be the king of Alphas while wearing a Kansas Jayhawk hat.
Posted by Lazy But Talented
Member since Aug 2011
14440 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:22 pm to
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Not an iphone user. I'm surprised.




Sure does look like an iPhone to me.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25446 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:24 pm to
Good to know he's a down to earth kind of guy shopping at K&B
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
Prairieville/Dutchtown
Member since Dec 2003
16196 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:25 pm to
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He's also talking on speaker in public,


I thought that was a Wal Mart shopper thing.
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1585 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:25 pm to
they should take those pictures and put them on urban dictionary under "skinny fat". frickin gross

ETA- King of the alphas doesnt wear cargo shorts. that i know for certain
This post was edited on 7/18/17 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21856 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:25 pm to
Why are you so interested in the sack hanging between Leo's legs?
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3368 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:27 pm to
Wouldn't thh bag swing and keep hitting you in the nuts?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20352 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:30 pm to
If he was alpha he would have told that bitch to move her arse over so he could climb up on that door and not freeze to death in the North Atlantic.

He probably wanted to die anyway. He realized after surviving the sinking, he didn't want to be stuck with a needy bitch like that for the rest of his life.
Posted by Silent Death
Southwest Mississippi
Member since Nov 2014
251 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:30 pm to
And I give zero fricks about him
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4808 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 3:36 pm to
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Leo DiCaprio is truly the king of Alphas



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