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Left an OT inspired note on a car the other day

Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:49 pm
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:49 pm
This pile of shite Tahoe swung open a door and knocked my truck at Target. I waited like 20 minutes for them to come out but my 6 year old got impatient, so I left a note. I wish I would have taken a picture of the note, but it went pretty much like this:

quote:

Hey a-hole,
Thanks for swinging your back passenger door open and leaving a dent in my truck. I waited for you to come out, but from looking at your vehicle, you're obviously a fatass or a dope head. Have fun on your drive back to the trailer park. There will be a special place in hell just for you.

Sincerely,
Your Parking Neighbor


This post was edited on 5/27/17 at 12:50 pm
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:50 pm to
What did that do besides make you feel good
Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
12610 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Left a passive-aggressive bitch-move beta inspired note on a car the other day


FIFY
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124429 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:51 pm to
Just let it go man. No need to let it ruin your weekend. Try not to take your anger on your child.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

but my 6 year ol
poor kid doesn't stand a chance
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19678 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:51 pm to
Sounds like you got pwned.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:52 pm to
You wrote a note? What are you a 12 year old girl?
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

passive-aggressive bitch-move b


How so? I waited 20 minutes for them. I couldn't stay there all day.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14817 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:53 pm to
Nice. Real classy.
Posted by Comp721
Member since Oct 2009
1585 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:53 pm to
Dude that note is really, really gay
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

How so? I waited 20 minutes for them. I couldn't stay there all day.


You could have pissed in his gas tank, slashed his tired, or keyed your gay note into his hood.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27411 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:53 pm to
Pull their vehicle out of the spot.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

poor kid doesn't stand a chance


Actually she learned a good lesson that day. When she asked why we were waiting for them, I told her "when you damage someone's property you have to pay for it."
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13924 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:54 pm to
I get pissed at people hitting my car too, but it could've just been a mistake and you threw a fit like a bitch.
Posted by Comp721
Member since Oct 2009
1585 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Actually she learned a good lesson that day. When she asked why we were waiting for them, I told her "when you damage someone's property you have to pay for it."


Yeah, except they didn't pay for it. Your daughter learned that her dad is a lil bitch
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Actually she learned a good lesson that day. When she asked why we were waiting for them, I told her "when you damage someone's property you have to pay for it."


And then you drove off looking like a bitch to your daughter and the a-hole got away without paying a thing.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

When she asked why we were waiting for them, I told her "when you damage someone's property you have to pay for it."


To which all you did was leave a note. How exactly are you getting paid?
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:57 pm to
I wasn't going to make her wait in a parking lot for an hour. fricking hell.


Please tell me how you OT awesome people would have handled it.
This post was edited on 5/27/17 at 12:58 pm
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

I wasn't going to make her wait in a parking lot for an hour. fricking hell.


At least she would know her father isn't to be fricked with under any circumstances.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 5/27/17 at 12:59 pm to
I love when threads go the exact opposite as OP planned


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