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Leave you Wife Alone When She's Sleeping
Posted on 3/5/17 at 10:48 am
Posted on 3/5/17 at 10:48 am
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A California man is speaking out two years after his ex-wife, who remains on the run, poisoned his Lucky Charms cereal.
Andrea Heming pleaded guilty to contaminating her husband's food when they lived in Nevada after she said he had unwanted sex with her while she was sleeping.
"I wouldn't use that much to kill him, but just enough to make him not have an erection," she told cops two years ago in a police report obtained by 3 News
Wife Poisons Husband's Lucky Charms
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Posted on 3/5/17 at 10:50 am to blueridgeTiger
How un-American and SAVAGE!
Poison Lucky Charms????
THEY ARE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS, YOU SICK BASTARD !!
Poison Lucky Charms????
THEY ARE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS, YOU SICK BASTARD !!
Posted on 3/5/17 at 10:51 am to Champagne
Maybe he named his dick "Lucky Charms"
Posted on 3/5/17 at 10:54 am to blueridgeTiger
He's speaking out after raping her?
How's the Facebook response?
How's the Facebook response?
Posted on 3/5/17 at 10:59 am to PrivatePublic
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He's speaking out after raping her?
I got a signed certificate proving consent to sex with me.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 11:00 am to PrivatePublic
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unwanted sex with her while she was sleeping.
quote:
raping her
That's exactly what I thought, too.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 11:03 am to PaperPaintball92
Wait, was he asleep too? I'm pretty sure the unconscious can't rape the unconscious.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 11:03 am to PrivatePublic
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He's speaking out after raping her?
Wait...sleepy sex is rape now?
Dude just wanted a little midnight poke.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 11:32 am to fr33manator
We need to establish a scale for offense-to-retaliation here. Like if I stick a pinkie in the old lady's fartbox to stop her from snoring, is that why I get undercooked chicken sometimes?
Posted on 3/5/17 at 11:33 am to blueridgeTiger
They're always after me Lucky Charms
Posted on 3/5/17 at 11:36 am to blueridgeTiger
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"I wouldn't use that much to kill him, but just enough to make him not have an erection,"
What exactly did she google to determine the poison and quantity to use?
Posted on 3/5/17 at 11:38 am to High C
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What exactly did she google to determine the poison and quantity to use?
This
Posted on 3/5/17 at 11:51 am to blueridgeTiger
quote:I can't help it. I can't keep my hands off my wife while I'm sleeping. Not joking at all. We rarely get Lucky Charms, though.
Leave you Wife Alone When She's Sleeping
Posted on 3/5/17 at 1:07 pm to airfernando
Sarah Silverman lookin' rough since the election....
Posted on 3/5/17 at 1:11 pm to blueridgeTiger
I have watched a lot of forensic files and a wife poisoning her husband is a common method for them.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 1:12 pm to blueridgeTiger
Leave you?
Posted on 3/5/17 at 1:16 pm to Box Geauxrilla
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I got a signed certificate proving consent to sex with me
Yeah. If you're talking about a marriage certificate, that's not what that document does or means.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 1:20 pm to blueridgeTiger
This kunt looks a lot like Sarah Silverman
Posted on 3/5/17 at 1:21 pm to HeavyCore
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Yeah. If you're talking about a marriage certificate, that's not what that document does or means.
Not if you write it right...
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