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Kangaroo vs Chimpanzee: Who wins?

Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:35 am
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:35 am
Kangaroos are mean bastards and can kick the shite out of stuff.



Chimps are smart and can jump around. And strong with teeth.




Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11361 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:37 am to
The Kangabaw has quick hands the chimp just can't match up with
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22173 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:37 am to
Chimp 35-17
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35654 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:37 am to
Show us some pics of your mom, that way, we all win.

Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67591 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:38 am to
i am going with the chimp
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:39 am to
Chimp.
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2870 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:41 am to
I think the Roo has the advantage because of massive claws, it'd be a good scrap though
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65751 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:42 am to
Question lifted directly from a Quora thread linked here.

Picture from article, sun's out-

Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:43 am to
Kangaroos like to talk shite, but they can't back it up.

This post was edited on 9/14/17 at 8:44 am
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
85017 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Kangaroo vs Chimpanzee: Who wins?


The viewers.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19426 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:46 am to
do you even lift bro

Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:55 am to
I'm not taking nothin away from the Roo. I think the chimp has advantages in and out of the trees. Plus it has a thumb. Chimp FTW
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155740 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:55 am to
Is that Luke from Gilmore Girls?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76378 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:55 am to
that dude punched a kangaroo. What a story to tell the grandkids.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108645 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 8:56 am to
A chimp easily. I'd take some heavy weight boxers over a kangaroo. A chimp I'd imagine is easily as strong as a kangaroo, has teeth, and can rip your arm off.
Posted by Hog Zealot
On the Flats
Member since Mar 2012
1627 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:03 am to
I'll take the chimp with a rear naked choke.
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36113 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:12 am to
Chimp easily. Stronger more agile. Definitely smarter During chimpanzee troop fights they can rip limbs off bodies. An angry chimp does not screw around.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18315 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:17 am to
Are those his balls hanging between his legs? Wtf
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:28 am to
In the full video, iirc, the Kangaroo was holding his dog down, and he went to free his dog.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35220 posts
Posted on 9/14/17 at 9:32 am to
That kangaroo will have a hard time fighting when his face is ripped off.
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