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Just when you thought hipsters couldn't get any more sissy

Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:26 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64599 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:26 pm
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First came the beard baubles, now trendy fuzzy-faced men wanting to get into the festive spirit can decorate their facial hair with glitter.
By smothering their fluffy chins with glitter, hipsters are turning their faces into the ultimate Christmas accessory and have taken to social media to share their creativity under the hashtag #glitterbeards.
Not content with the bottom half of their faces being festive, some men are even pictured with glittery eyebrows to boot.







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What the hell happened to this generation?
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99067 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:27 pm to
Glitter is the herpes of all craft products. Good luck to anyone trying to get that shite out.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67111 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:27 pm to
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What the hell happened to this generation?


Social media and the blogosphere takes the actions of a select population of dumbasses and distributes it internationally, giving the false perception that such behavior is mainstream.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28625 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:29 pm to
Man... sometimes.... I understand why other cultures hate ours. Our breeding is getting stranger and stranger. We're turning more and more like Japanese pop-culture.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8066 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:29 pm to
Leslie Knope: How could there possibly still be glitter on me?
Tom Haverford: It takes forever to get off. My crotch looks like a disco ball.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51806 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:30 pm to
Just freaks being freaks.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55494 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:30 pm to
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I understand why other cultures hate ours.


The problem is that we don't really have one. Not anything authentic, at least.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28900 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:32 pm to
I wouldn't hire that guy.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26610 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:33 pm to
Any man that puts glitter on his eyebrows, deserves to get glitter in his eyes...
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:33 pm to
Posted by To the Dome
Member since Aug 2015
680 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:34 pm to
Who cares.. It's just hurting the chances of anyone ever taking them seriously?
Survey says: douchebag
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140552 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:34 pm to
People getting their pizza delivered near your store are very thankful. Glitter pizza sound awful.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19359 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:34 pm to
Are we gonna just ignore the ridiculous pussy hair cuts that go along with these effeminate man-girl decorations for their beards?
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19359 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:36 pm to
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The problem is that we don't really have one. Not anything authentic, at least.


Well that may be true, but the above is not the way to make one.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24036 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:36 pm to
The first picture isn't even from the glitterbeards tag. It says "thegaybeards" in the bottom corner. Like we wouldn't have already known.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8376 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:37 pm to
Holy shite. Turrible
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:37 pm to
This makes me happy that I am a recluse. I would lose my shite if I saw someone like this out in public.
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3629 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:37 pm to
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What the hell happened to this generation?


This isn't unique

70's-Bell-bottomed weirdos and the tailend of hippies
80's- The proliferation of androgeny and gay culture
90's- The original hipster, and it's counter, goth
00's- Emo-Manson. Probably the more normal decade, all things considered.

There will always seem to be some new way to spot stupid.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28625 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:38 pm to
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The problem is that we don't really have one. Not anything authentic, at least.



Right. Our culture is that we DON'T have a culture. We have no real single creed except to destroy ALL creeds.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55662 posts
Posted on 11/24/15 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

What the hell happened to this generation?



glass houses...

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