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Just inherited 100 minions to do my bidding, What do OT?

Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:36 pm
Posted by Scireverum
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:36 pm
My uncle had a pretty solid multinational operation going on, but he decided to retire, and he left 100 of his American based minions to do whatever I ask of them.

If you suddenly had 100 minions that follow your every command without question that were of average human intelligence, strength, and durability (they need food and water) What would you have them do?
Posted by BuddyLAM
New Orleans
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:37 pm to
Ok
Posted by AnonymousTiger
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:37 pm to
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

My uncle had a pretty solid multinational operation going on, but he decided to retire, and he left 100 of his American based minions to do whatever I ask of them. 

If you suddenly had 100 minions that follow your every command without question that were of average human intelligence, strength, and durability (they need food and water) What would you have them do?


Your uncle ran an underground slave trade?

ETA:

Reinact my favorite movie scenes is easily my answer.

This post was edited on 3/28/15 at 5:40 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:39 pm to
Emancipate them
Posted by TxTiger82
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

Your uncle ran an underground slave trade?


Drug lord, maybe?
Posted by LarrytheGolfer
Glen Iris
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:41 pm to
Fire all of them and blame it on the Government.
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:41 pm to
wat
Posted by CapitalCityDevil
Seattle
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:43 pm to
Are you Qatari?
Posted by Scireverum
Member since Mar 2015
346 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:44 pm to
I figure the least I could do is tell them to live normal lives for now, you know get an education and then a job, whatever they need to support themselves, because I don't want to feed them. The thing is they will always follow whatever order is given them, kind of like sleeper cells or Russian spies in the cold war.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:46 pm to
Party
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:49 pm to
Have them cook massive amounts of cocaine.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:50 pm to
Where was he keeping them?

I'd turn wherever the minions were into a hotel. Hostel at the very least depending on the floorplan.


Maybe keep a few of 'em on to help me on the build out and to run the place.

Posted by Scireverum
Member since Mar 2015
346 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:53 pm to
I was thinking maybe tell 10 to train in martial arts to be personal body guards (probably gonna need them for heavy shite in future years) then get 45 to infiltrate the US government by whatever means possible (strive to be governors, congressmen, etc) and tell the other 45 to get PHDs in various areas of science. (Consult the PHDs to build crazy New shite to take over the world)
Posted by Scireverum
Member since Mar 2015
346 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:54 pm to
They were scattered across the US a few in foreign countries, they weren't slaves, just performing various jobs within his organization, and extremely loyal to the family.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:55 pm to
So it was child slavery...
Posted by Scireverum
Member since Mar 2015
346 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

Have them cook massive amounts of cocaine.


This could also be factored in as well.
Posted by Scireverum
Member since Mar 2015
346 posts
Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:58 pm to
No, they consisted of various ages, I don't think any are under 20 or over 40 though.
Posted by Sl4m
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 5:58 pm to
Sounds like someone just inherited a Mexican landscape company.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
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Posted on 3/28/15 at 6:00 pm to
If I still had the work I'd still front you a sack Lil daddy.
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