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Johnny Depp is the GOAT OT Baller

Posted on 2/1/17 at 4:53 pm
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 4:53 pm
Johnny Depp is suing his former manager

Alleges theft, fraud and other things rich guys who don't pay enough attention to their money do when they find out they are running out of $

Johnny Depp’s Reported $2 Million a Month Lifestyle:

Over $75 million to “acquire, improve and furnish 14 residences, including a 45-acre chateau in the South of France, a chain of islands in the Bahamas, multiple houses in Hollywood, several penthouse lofts in downtown Los Angeles, and a fully-functioning house farm in Kentucky.”

Over $18 million to “acquire and renovate a 150 foot luxury yacht.”

Millions “acquiring and/or maintaining at least 45 luxury vehicles.”

$30,000 per month on wine “he had flown to him from around the world for his personal consumption.”

Over $3 million “to blast from a specially-made cannon the ashes of author Hunter Thompson over Aspen, Colorado.“

Millions “to acquire and maintain a massive and extremely expensive art collection including over 200 collectible pieces and works by world famous artists such as Warhol, Klimt, Basquiat, and Modigliani; many pieces of expensive world class jewelry; and approximately 70 collectible guitars.”

Over $150,000/month on full-time security for his children.

At least $300,000/month on a staff of approximately 40 full-time employees.

Over $10 million in financial support to his friends, family, and certain employees.

Over $4 million on a start-up musical label run by a childhood friend.

List of former girlfriends

Dude's been winning at life

Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 4:54 pm to
You ever seen Amber Heard?

Dude sprayed dem guts and had her begging for more.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17138 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 4:56 pm to
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You ever seen Amber Heard?


She's very "talented"

but TBH, his entire portfolio of poon rivals Leonardo DiCaprio's resume
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 4:57 pm to
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Dude's been winning at life


Except for his Dior commercials. shite's just weird.

I'm sure it pays well, though.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 2/1/17 at 4:58 pm to
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Dude's been winning at life


Dude's gonna be broke
Posted by bradwieser
Cornell Fan
Member since May 2008
10555 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 5:00 pm to
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Over $3 million “to blast from a specially-made cannon the ashes of author Hunter Thompson over Aspen, Colorado.“
frickin a right
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101452 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 5:01 pm to
Remember when he said he'd never live in America again because there was too much "selfishness and ignorance and greed" here?

quote:

he lives in France and hates America. As he explained in an interview:

“I will never raise my daughter in America,” he says firmly. “I will never raise any child I have there, never. I just turned on the TV to watch CNN and there was another shooting at a high school.

“It’s pure selfishness and ignorance and greed. There are no proper values in America, it’s gonna explode, it should explode,” he adds, his voice full of anger.

LINK

Then he got a load of what he had to pay in taxes living in France.
This post was edited on 2/1/17 at 5:04 pm
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17138 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 5:01 pm to
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Dude's gonna be broke


He certainly isn't gonna leave much to his kids.

Residuals from his movies will make sure he won't be homeless though
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7316 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 5:02 pm to
He could have a staff of 45 at no monetary cost to him if he became a scientologist.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53010 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 5:02 pm to
He's paying to cover up how he likes dudes
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79697 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 5:03 pm to
quote:

You ever seen Amber Heard?



quote:

She's very "talented"


And like most lesbians who suddenly decide they're craving the D, batshit crazy.
Posted by TrebleHook
Member since Jun 2016
1356 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 5:15 pm to
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$10,000 a month on eyeliner


Posted by NikeShox
Toula Baw
Member since Sep 2016
1251 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 5:28 pm to
There is no mention of F250 with truck nuts. Not a OT Baller
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 5:34 pm to
He's an idiot.

DiCaprio is loaded and invests well and has run through every VS model, makes better movies, and doesn't wear makeup.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17138 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 5:39 pm to
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DiCaprio is loaded and invests well and has run through every VS model, makes better movies, and doesn't wear makeup.


Agreed Leo is better

But a true OT Baller spends money of stupid stuff like truck nuts, lifted F350's, and kevlar for his dog.
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 5:55 pm to
3 million for a cannon sounds unlikely.

The gf list is not A list.

Current hottie is ot 9 and immediate previous also ot 9. They show the refined taste of an older man.
Posted by UHTiger
Member since Jan 2007
5231 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 7:53 pm to
Leo definitely gives him a run for his money but in the end I agree depp is who I aspire to be
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 7:58 pm to
The GOAT of hillbilly new money
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 8:00 pm to
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Agreed Leo is better


Leo is Johnny's retarded little brother.
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
2945 posts
Posted on 2/1/17 at 8:09 pm to
Time to,make some more pirate movies! He and Nick Cage should become roomies.
This post was edited on 2/1/17 at 8:42 pm
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