Job Interview today

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I am wearing a black suit with a purple and black tie.

Am I doomed???

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Are you a hair dresser?

Don't sweat profusely.

Do get up and leave if you start sweating profusely.

Do make up a lie about why you're sweating profusely.

lay a turd on the desk, its the polite thing to do

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I am wearing a black suit with a purple and black tie.

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I reserve black suits for funerals but try to wear a solid tie.

Bring copies of your Resume.

Prepare questions to ask about the company

Ask about their daughter, if you can get pics for us.

Try to steal something from his desk subtly.

Bonus points if you can sneak in "retard says what" and he says "what"

Will buy you steak dinner if you can do any of these and prove them

Just answer their questions; don't talk too much

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Job Interview today
Any do's or dont's that I should know? It's been a while.

I am wearing a black suit with a purple and black tie

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Switch to tuxedo.
Bring a friend.
Fart loudly.

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am wearing a black suit with a purple and black tie.

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You need to make a power play. That's the only way they'll respect you. It's probably too late to go the arse pennies route, but you still have options. First thing you do is whip out your dick and plop it on the table. That'll get their attention and let them know who's in charge. They'll be putty in your hands from then on out.

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lsu related?

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heck no, I thought the Razorback tie would be way too much.