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re: It happened again - police anal probing people on the side of the road in Texas
Posted on 8/9/15 at 10:20 pm to Asgard Device
Posted on 8/9/15 at 10:20 pm to Asgard Device
I always wonder who wants the job of anal probing someone for drugs.
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Posted on 8/9/15 at 10:21 pm to GRTiger
Chick prolly gonna get paid.
Nuisance value.
If she smokes, she pokes.
Nuisance value.
If she smokes, she pokes.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 11:19 pm to jbgleason
Stupid Texans. Alien anal probes are from Et's not to illegal aliens.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 11:27 pm to chinhoyang
This is why I keep a glob of crunchy peanut butter in my arse crack. This should give them pause before probing.
Posted on 8/9/15 at 11:32 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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No reason for all that, but you ever notice this never happens to a completely innocent person?
Until it happens to you, Nimrod.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 1:42 am to Layabout
I think I saw a documentary about this with Alexis Texas.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 2:02 am to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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but you ever notice this never happens to a completely innocent person?
Possessing and using a drug that's way less dangerous than fricking legal alcohol being a crime is one of the most fricked up things in world history.
I've found the bootlicker btw.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 2:07 am to texashorn
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The Texas Legislature passed a law that roadside anal and vaginal searches required a warrant, but it doesn't take effect until Sept. 1.
They shouldn't be allowed at all in that situation. Period.
It should be done at a medical facility and with a warrant coupled with a hearing. The greater the violation of a citizens rights, the more due process and dignity that should be afforded and more burden on the gov't to provide a compelling interest.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 2:16 am to Sentrius
This story makes me so fricking glad that I'm not in Harris County Texas anymore. And I 30s staying in Spring most of the time. If they'd have pulled me over at the wrong time, I'd have been fricked. The flowers was enough to hurt me, but the hash would've landed me in prison, since it's a felony in that state.
Now, I'm back in Colorado. Where instead of finger banging you over half a gram. They charge you taxes, collect taxes from the distributor and growers, collect income taxes from their employees, collect taxes from the warehouse owners who rent to the growers, etc, etc, etc.
Yep. The economy is booming here, even with fracking and the oil industry suffering. So suck it, Houston.
Now, I'm back in Colorado. Where instead of finger banging you over half a gram. They charge you taxes, collect taxes from the distributor and growers, collect income taxes from their employees, collect taxes from the warehouse owners who rent to the growers, etc, etc, etc.
Yep. The economy is booming here, even with fracking and the oil industry suffering. So suck it, Houston.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 6:25 am to saintsfan22
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quote: No reason for all that, but you ever notice this never happens to a completely innocent person? 1. bullshite. 2. Because they usually throw some bullshite resisting arrest or disturbing the peace charge on you.
What about the weed???
Posted on 8/10/15 at 7:41 am to Supermoto Tiger
Why did they go straight for the arse hole? It was a woman, at least search her vag first for a few seconds then search the anus. Then search both at the same time. But why start w/ the arse hole first, that is what I don't get? 
EDIT: Also giving consent for strip search, that doesn't apply for anal/vaginal penetration does it? I would think not.
EDIT: Also giving consent for strip search, that doesn't apply for anal/vaginal penetration does it? I would think not.
This post was edited on 8/10/15 at 7:42 am
Posted on 8/10/15 at 7:43 am to Fat and Happy
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Somehow I think that if you acted like you were really into it, I just don't see it happening.
Cops only find it amusing if its their idea.
Search me.
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SEARCH ME!!!!
They'd have been all..."nope".
Posted on 8/10/15 at 7:48 am to texashorn
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The first searched ladies I'm referencing also won $185,000 in civil damages.
Where are these cops?
I'll take a free prostate exam for a couple hundred grand.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 8:13 am to Asgard Device
Here's a legit question for all fathers of the OT- your daughter gets pulled over and this happens. Do you tell her to literally bend over and take it?
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