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Ismael likes to smoke PCP, then stop his minivan in the Lincoln Tunnel to beat off

Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:30 am
Posted by arseinclarse
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Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:30 am


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Port Authority cops busted Ismael Esquilin, 48, of Passaic, N.J., about 7:15 p.m. Thursday when his Dodge minivan was found stopped in the middle of the New Jersey-bound side of the Hudson River tunnel, holding up traffic. When cops approached the car, they found Esquilin removing his clothes and “performing a lewd act,” Port Authority spokesman Joe Pentangelo said. The idling minivan was running and the keys were in the ignition.


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fter cops covered Esquilin with a blanket, the man admitted that he had smoked PCP — but refused to take a Breathalyzer test, authorities said. Police took Esquilin to New Jersey, where he was charged with drug possession, driving under the influence of drugs, reckless driving and impeding traffic, officials said.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38378 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:31 am to
Is that frowned upon?
Posted by Krokodil
Member since Dec 2013
819 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:31 am to
That's what I call "Wednesday"
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59673 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:33 am to
So no indecent exposure charge?
Sounds like a win
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15409 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:35 am to
So PCP doesn't cause a loss of erection? I think I found my new drug of choice.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17138 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:36 am to
Jersey gon Jersey
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15226 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:41 am to
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Dodge minivan
The preferred ride of tunnel chicken chokers.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43143 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:42 am to
Thread title of the month candidate!
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35541 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:43 am to
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likes to smoke PCP, then stop his minivan in the Lincoln Tunnel to beat off
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Posted by UHTiger
Member since Jan 2007
5231 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 9:47 am to
Did it on the way to work this morning. No biggie
Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10749 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 10:22 am to
Lemme get a dippa
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65714 posts
Posted on 5/15/17 at 10:26 am to
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Ismael likes to smoke PCP, then stop his minivan in the Lincoln Tunnel to beat off
With me and my Moby Dick, you can call me Ishmael.
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