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re: Is there anything better than a post mow beer?

Posted on 3/29/24 at 4:56 pm to
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5396 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 4:56 pm to
I prefer my beer to not taste and smell like grass.
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18803 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 4:58 pm to
Post mow Zyrtec
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21445 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:05 pm to
I can relate to that. Just before leaving Lafayette I mowed our yard for the last time on a really hot day. I drove down the road to a store and got two ice cold buds. I hadn't drank a beer in 15 years. And I really didn't like the taste of beer. But that day....was the best drink I'd ever had. I don't know what it was but it was two really great drinks.
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
2641 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:06 pm to
Yes, the mid-mow beer.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17718 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:06 pm to
Post mow shower beer
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21935 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:08 pm to
A good Summer Shandy after a day of yard works hits pretty good.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80923 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:08 pm to
First beer of the day at 7am on race day camping outside of the track
Posted by TCO
Member since Jul 2022
2493 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:09 pm to
Post-mow margarita
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12740 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:11 pm to
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I prefer my beer to not taste and smell like grass.


You’re doing it wrong
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
2902 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:13 pm to
What respectable OTer mows his own grass???
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29573 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:15 pm to
I can think of a million things that are better than that
Posted by Tangineck
Mandeville
Member since Nov 2017
1821 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:16 pm to
Cigar and Brandy in a terrycloth robe on the back porch at midnight after railing the wife.
Posted by Iowatiger209
Ankeny, IA
Member since May 2021
701 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

Yea. Post-mow sex


This is the only correct answer.
Posted by Iowatiger209
Ankeny, IA
Member since May 2021
701 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:17 pm to
quote:

Cigar and Brandy in a terrycloth robe on the back porch at midnight after railing the wife.


Turns out I was wrong…..this answer is also correct.
Posted by FoTownBam
Foley Al
Member since Oct 2023
1389 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:17 pm to
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I'll have to ask my yard guy, I haven't mowed grass in 20 years or so.

Subtle “I have lots of money, I don’t do household chores” brag
Congratulations, hopefully I’ll be there soon
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
16184 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:28 pm to
Definitely up there as one of the most satisfying.

I'll throw out post-ski beer. There's very few that top that for me.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29177 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:32 pm to
Heroin
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6726 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:45 pm to
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Subtle “I have lots of money, I don’t do household chores” brag Congratulations, hopefully I’ll be there soon


If I had $60, I pay someone $50 to cut my grass. I was slave labor as a kid and teenager in the yard, and haven’t cut it once as an adult.
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1381 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:51 pm to
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Post mow sweat tea. No homo


Cold, salty and sweet. Underrated triple threat beverage

Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30388 posts
Posted on 3/29/24 at 5:53 pm to
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Subtle “I have lots of money, I don’t do household chores” brag
Congratulations, hopefully I’ll be there soon

More of I am severly allergic to grass and my wife got tired of mowing the grass brag

She's cheap at times so she wanted to do it until I finally convinced her to let me pay the high school kid down the street. Same kid still mows our yard, he turned that into a business, he's married with kids now and in his mid 30s. His dad also owns an office supply store that he helps run.
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