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Is there a name for the shame you feel right after you clean the pipes?

Posted on 9/28/17 at 10:57 pm
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18286 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 10:57 pm
You know what I'm talking about. The moment right after when you're like "damn what am I doing?" Then everything's back to normal. Like a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde thing.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25940 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 10:58 pm to
quote:

You know what I'm talking about.


No, I really don't. Is that English?
This post was edited on 9/28/17 at 10:59 pm
Posted by Bigpoppat
Drinking a Manhattan
Member since Oct 2008
9215 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 10:58 pm to
The OT is complete shite now
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13479 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 10:58 pm to
If you can't love yourself, how can you love others?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13928 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 10:59 pm to
I've heard fapper's remorse but I've never had that feeling before.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64590 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:01 pm to
You're way over thinking the whole fapping thing.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:02 pm to
It's because you're thinking about your mom.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171037 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:02 pm to
There’s some remorse if you’re watching some weird porn.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18286 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:02 pm to
There we go, didn't know what to call it. For future reference:

quote:

Fapper's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and/or self-pity one feels after downloading or watching porn.

While George was fapping, he was in a downloading frenzy, grabbing every video that looked appealing in some way. He was feeling good about it. After fapping, he looked at all his downloads and thought, "frick, I'm a perv," and canceled all of them. George had fapper's remorse.



Now you can say you learned something on the OT
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19244 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:04 pm to
Never heard of dapper's remorse
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:05 pm to
I'm sure the Japanese have a name for it.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:07 pm to
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The OT is complete shite now


Has been for a while now, bruh.
Posted by LuckySo-n-So
Member since Jul 2005
22079 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:07 pm to
it's actually the Germans who have name for it.

It's called "fappenfreude"--misery in the joy of yourself.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35159 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

I've heard fapper's remorse but I've never had that feeling before.


Then you aren't watching the right kind of porn.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28382 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:13 pm to
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I'm sure the Japanese have a name for it.

Yeah "too many tentacles" or "roo many rentacles"
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15793 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:13 pm to
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

he looked at all his downloads and thought, "frick, I'm a perv," and canceled all of them. George had fapper's remorse.


Can't delete his Amazon archived orders, though. That shite's permanent.
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53177 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:22 pm to
When you have to close out all your tabs...you definitely get the fappers remorse.

But sometimes I get fappers delight too, because I don't have to cuddle or worry about a girl. Im just happy that I did it myself.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77985 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:23 pm to
You call it cleaning the pipes...

I call it punching my way into heaven.

Why would I feel shame about going to heaven?
This post was edited on 9/28/17 at 11:32 pm
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30578 posts
Posted on 9/28/17 at 11:27 pm to
I thought you clean a woman's pipes. Never heard of jerking off as cleaning your own pipes. Use a funnier phrase like spanking the monkey
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