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Install shelf in bathroom to set coffee/food

Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:30 pm
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
384 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:30 pm
Has anyone installed a shelf in their bathroom so that you can set your coffee and bagel on it in the morning while you do your business?

I'm considering installing one but I'd like tips from those who have already done it so that I can maximize its usefulness.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120288 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:30 pm to
I have a windowsill next to toilet which serves this purpose well
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7656 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:30 pm to
Gross
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Has anyone installed a shelf in their bathroom so that you can set your coffee and bagel on it in the morning while you do your business?


This post was edited on 7/12/17 at 5:32 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98188 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:31 pm to
George Costanza alter.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14815 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:31 pm to
Just turn around... the toilet is a self contained unit
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
384 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:31 pm to
I'm looking to upgrade from the TV tray table that I currently use.
Posted by MaHittaMaHitta
Member since May 2014
3182 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:32 pm to
Sit on the toilet backwards and it is now a picnic table
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
Member since Jun 2014
3250 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:32 pm to
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:33 pm to
I think it's disgusting to take food into the restroom. What's next, shitting in the kitchen?
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
384 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

Sit on the toilet backwards and it is now a picnic table


I dont think the top of the tank is large enough to hold a plate, coffee, utensils, etc.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:33 pm to
I just sit down and throw the bagel and pour the coffee into the turlet down between my legs.

It eliminates the middle man.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43337 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:34 pm to
Solid bait.

Have an upvote.
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6365 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

What's next, shitting in the kitchen?

Genius! I have hardwood kitchen floors with an unfinished basement underneath. Shouldn't be too hard to install a shitter in there and tie in to the septic line underneath.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14815 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

What's next, shitting in the kitchen?



My garbage disposal is begging for some action
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21805 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:46 pm to
Do you use a poop stool (Squatty Potty)? I'd invest in that before a shelf. The better shits you take will save you time and be more comfortable that gets you back to your coffee and bagel in no time at all
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12104 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Just turn around... the toilet is a self contained unit

This post was edited on 7/12/17 at 5:55 pm
Posted by PatrickBeetmen
Highland Park, TX
Member since Oct 2016
384 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

Do you use a poop stool (Squatty Potty)? I'd invest in that before a shelf. The better shits you take will save you time and be more comfortable that gets you back to your coffee and bagel in no time at all


No, I'm going for the ultimate in comfort so that I can sit there as long as need to be to enjoy my breakfast and let the excrement pass on its own schedule without having to push hard and exacerbate my hemorrhoids.
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18657 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:48 pm to
I set my coffee on the edge of the bathtub.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
31064 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 5:51 pm to
Just get yourself one of these that way if the one on your toilet breaks you have a spare handy until you can get yourself another one.

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