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Inequality: Women Pay More On Average For Coffee Than Men

Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:42 pm
Posted by goofball
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Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:42 pm
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Inequality: Women Pay 20,000% More On Average For Their Starbucks Drinks Than Men



Babylon Bee

An alarming study released by The New York Times is revealing vast disparities in the prices women pay for coffee versus what men pay for coffee, with women paying an average of 20,000% more for their daily caffeine fix.

"I can't imagine what could be causing such a stark disparity," said Megan McNeely as she sipped on her double caramel mocha frappuccino with almond milk, extra whip, rainbow sprinkles, and two shots of mint. "Oh yeah, I know-- sexism!"

The study found that most men typically pay about $2.50 for a normal black cup of coffee in the morning



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President Biden has invited McNeely to the White House to discuss ways the government can address this terrible inequality.
Posted by Adam4848
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Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:43 pm to
post this to fb and then give us the reactions.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:44 pm to
WRITE BABYLON BEE OR "SATIRE" IN THE TITLE. IT IS ANNOYING TO CLICK THESE AND THEY AREN'T REAL ARTICLES.

Signed,
Everyone

Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
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Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:44 pm to
Sometimes I think it must be nice to be so easily amused, but then I remember you have to be a dumbass the rest of the time too.
This post was edited on 3/29/21 at 4:47 pm
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

The study found that most men typically pay about $2.50 for a normal black cup of coffee in the morning


About exactly what my coffee costs.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
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Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:45 pm to
Not knowing whether these articles are real or not is most of the entertainment.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
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Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:46 pm to
Now do income inequality, where women take more time off of work and change jobs less often.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
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Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:47 pm to
Posted by The Hurricane
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:47 pm to
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THEY AREN'T REAL.
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by CatfishJohn

Seems like you’d be a fan then.
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25358 posts
Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:47 pm to
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WRITE BABYLON BEE OR "SATIRE" IN THE TITLE. IT IS ANNOYING TO CLICK THESE AND THEY AREN'T REAL ARTICLES.



Why are you shouting? No one is forcing you to click on any thread or post your meltdown about it.
Posted by ThisIsTheWay
Member since Mar 2021
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Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:48 pm to
Can the OT go one day without a BB article?
Posted by kciDAtaE
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Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:48 pm to
Babylon Bee board
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16864 posts
Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

IT IS ANNOYING TO CLICK THESE AND THEY AREN'T REAL ARTICLES.


You must be livid when browsing CNN's website.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54234 posts
Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:51 pm to
Nevermind. fricking Bee....

The one time a only read the damn headline.
This post was edited on 3/29/21 at 4:52 pm
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16864 posts
Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:52 pm to
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If women pay more for coffee than any other person, it is because they are stupid, not because they are being discriminated against.



Are you sure?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54234 posts
Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:52 pm to
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Are you sure?

I was quick, but not quick enough.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
71113 posts
Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:52 pm to
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The study found that most men typically pay about $2.50 for a normal black cup of coffee in the morning



That's $1.00 less than I pay.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13442 posts
Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

You must be livid when browsing CNN's website.



Wait, you browse CNN's website?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22170 posts
Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:53 pm to
It's the Pumpkin Spice, Karens love that shite.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
16864 posts
Posted on 3/29/21 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

That's $1.00 less than I pay.



Nespresso Pod, drip, or Starbucks?

Ah! I knew the OT would pay about $3.50!
This post was edited on 3/29/21 at 4:59 pm
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