In the spirit of LSU spring break

What was your most memorable spring break experience during your college years? I'll make a long contribution.

Mine is a condensed version of the hangover:
Me and 5 of my other buddies were staying in gulf shores. It was the second night and we decided to head to florabama and indulge because it was the first time we were all twenty one. Fast forward to the end of the night, everything is a blur and we somehow (i assume taxi) made our way back to the condo to have a party. The next morning we wake up to start the days shenanigans and realize that one of the guys isnt there. For a few hours we just blow it off because his girlfriend was not far away and we assumed he was with her. After a few phone calls to him with no answer we call his gf and she said she hadn't seen him since she left the bar. shite. We call around and everybody gave the same answer, he hasnt been seen since the bar. By the time we got back from the beach (4:30ish) we still havent heard from him so at this time we kinda getting worried coming up with ridiculous things that may have happened. Just then we get a call from his mom with her saying "do any of yall have ___'s phone? He just called me from a random number on the beach and said one of you might have it from this morning." We knew it was a ploy because obviously nobody had seen him since the night before, so we ask her to send that number that he called from.

We call the number and some guy picks up and confirms that he has our friend. Getting to the point, our buddy had passed out outside of florabama by the waffle house. These two dudes saw him, and asked if he wanted to stay at their place till the next morning. My buddy says the next thing he knows he's in a Mcdonalds parking lot in the back seat of a car with two dudes passed out in front of him 40 minutes away from our place. Apparently the two saviors were so fricked up they couldn't remember where they lived (they were locals) so they slept in a parking lot till the next morning. When they brought him back it was pretty clear they were two meth heads. We gave them a 24 pack as a thank you, threw a big welcome home party till the wee hours of the morning, and the two mystery men left to probably get a DUI or save another drunken veteran.

TL;DR Friend passed out after florabama, was lost for about 20 hours, and ended up in a parking lot with two local meth-teethed heroes 40 mins away.