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Posted on 6/22/17 at 6:56 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 6:56 pm

I have NEVER laughed so hard on the OT and I laugh here daily. My cheeks are wrecked they hurt so much

quote:

This will be whacked shortly but a gay black friend of mine has said numerous times that older white men tell him they love the way a black man's balls smell. There's that. 100% true story.


Mike, thank you.

Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120262 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 6:57 pm to
Well bye
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 6:58 pm to

au contraire mon frère
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 6:58 pm to
You're welcome buddy. I was trying to derail the shite out of that thread. Just so happens to be a true story.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 6:59 pm to
Got went on to say you've sniffed a bunch you'd different dudes balls and never noticed a difference.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

Got went on to say you've sniffed a bunch you'd different dudes balls and never noticed a difference

That part was being silly. Never sniffed a tranny's balls. One can dream of Thailand.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:02 pm to
Mike, I want to write your biography.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:02 pm to
Mike, it's the visual of you having that conversation that is killing me. Both so nonchalant and matter of fact is how I picture it. You saying, Hmm, I can see that. Baby lotion and all...
This post was edited on 6/22/17 at 7:02 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62985 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:02 pm to
You're a funny poster when you I want to be, so I trust your opinion on funny matters, but I only giggled at that quote.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:04 pm to
i didnt laugh...

frickin smoo fans
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24581 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:06 pm to
Going for the hat trick. 3 threads whacked in a row. In
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:06 pm to
I'm going watch TCU lose now.

Fun post supper threads though.
This post was edited on 6/22/17 at 7:08 pm
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24562 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:08 pm to
what makes me laugh the most is how he is just as salacious and unfiltered on Facebook as he is on here. he gives zero fricks and it is glorious. He commented about me "banging a twink" on the same status my grandmother commented on once. shameless bastard
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27396 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:10 pm to
My first girlfriend in college was black.

There apparently is a difference between the way black and white guy's balls smell.

The first time she ever went down there, later on she told me it smelled like a forest.

I asked what she meant, she said her high school boyfriend always smelled like spices. Clove cinnamon or vanilla.

So there it is. Black dude's balls smell like a head shop. White dude's balls smell like a forest.

Seems fair
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59498 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

That part was being silly. Never sniffed a tranny's balls. One can dream of Thailand.

Mike, ever googled When in Thailand snapchat? That shite for you pal.

Going to thaland and not screwing a tranny is like going to Turkey and not having a kabob.
This post was edited on 6/22/17 at 7:15 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:12 pm to

I almost want to take the chance and friend hi just for that type of banter. The side laughs like you describe is my type of humor.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

He commented about me "banging a twink" on the same status my grandmother commented on once. shameless bastard

I apologized for that. I don't know when grandma wants to chime in about milk and cookies and I'm talking tricks and dicks.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24562 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:15 pm to
no regrets. I just explained to her that "banging a twink" was my friends way of say "great picture" and she went with it
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

no regrets. I just explained to her that "banging a twink" was my friends way of say "great picture" and she went with it

What goes around comes around. I'll post normal shite of kids or me and the gf and it turns to a grade A shitshow of dicksucks and the like. One was all under a picture of my 8 yr old playing softball. Roll with it.
This post was edited on 6/22/17 at 7:19 pm
Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53177 posts
Posted on 6/22/17 at 7:24 pm to
Guess you had to be there?
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