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Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:43 pm to mauser
1) Tell her you lost them
2) Find some deeply discounted white costas online
3) Pitch the white costas to her
If she's normal, she'll throw up at the thought and encourage you to get regular ones and be relieved that you did. If she's ok with white costas then you need to get a divorce.
2) Find some deeply discounted white costas online
3) Pitch the white costas to her
If she's normal, she'll throw up at the thought and encourage you to get regular ones and be relieved that you did. If she's ok with white costas then you need to get a divorce.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:48 pm to couv1217
If you're that afraid to tell your wife how you mistakenly lost something then I think there may be bigger problems.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:50 pm to couv1217
quote:
Costa's
quote:
misplaced
Sorry to hear that baw.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:53 pm to couv1217
Tell her you lost them, squeeze a few tears out while doing so, then enjoy the pity sex
Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:57 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
Are you 13 years old?
What the hell is going on here? I've never seen such juvenile topics that a 3 year old could answer. How do these people remember to breathe?
Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:57 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
Did you think about the possibility of you buying a new pair and the old pair showing up.....and having to explain that?
Posted on 2/2/15 at 3:59 pm to couv1217
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Do I just go ahead and buy another paid and say nothing keeping her out of the loop?
This
My gf got me some Christmas of 2013. I lost them at blue bayou by Summer 2014. She was mad at me. I told her don't buy me nice glasses b/c I will lose them.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 4:00 pm to MSMHater
quote:
Dude, I wasn't even this worried when i lost my wedding ring. It will be ok. They are just shitty sunglasses.
This is what I was thinking. I believe I am on my third wedding ring in 14 years of marriage. Just tell her you lost them.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 4:01 pm to couv1217
You and your wife sound trashy.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 4:01 pm to couv1217
This is so easy...
Just
Be
Honest
Just
Be
Honest
Posted on 2/2/15 at 4:06 pm to couv1217
Hey couv, I just pissed my pants at work and vomited all over my desk. What should I do?
Also, I received my cable bill in the mail and it says I need to pay. What should I do with it?
One last thing. I feel my chest expanding and then decreasing in size, and my coworker says it's called breathing. Are they lying to me and should I continue doing it?
Also, I received my cable bill in the mail and it says I need to pay. What should I do with it?
One last thing. I feel my chest expanding and then decreasing in size, and my coworker says it's called breathing. Are they lying to me and should I continue doing it?
This post was edited on 2/2/15 at 4:07 pm
Posted on 2/2/15 at 4:06 pm to couv1217
quote:
I'm screwed....what to do?
Do you ever drive/ride in her car while wearing the sunglasses? If so, steal a few things out of her car slightly valuable, ~ $10-$30 total, and move shite around a little bit. Ask her if she has seen your sunglasses because you haven't seen them since the last time you wore them in her car. Go look and say they aren't in there and it looks like somebody went through her stuff. If she is like 98% of the women I know, she leaves her door unlocked on too many occasions. Let her come to the conclusion that she has been robbed. Not enough shite missing to file a report with cops and you can make her feel bad for leaving her car open leading to your sun glasses being stolen. You get I'm sorry sex from her and she has to go out and buy the new pair while you sit on the couch looking like this
Posted on 2/2/15 at 4:28 pm to couv1217
People lose shite--especially sunglasses. If you think you've misplaced them around the house or in your car, ask her to keep an eye out. If you left them on some side-piece's nightstand, just buy a new pair. Some of this shite called life isn't all that complicated.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 4:30 pm to couv1217
Honestly isn't always the best policy. Buy and replace without telling her
Posted on 2/2/15 at 4:42 pm to couv1217
Posted on 2/2/15 at 4:47 pm to Topwater Trout
quote:
tell her you lost her wedding ring...then say just kidding i just lost my sunglasses
I actually did lose my wedding ring years ago fishing.Just tell her, and keep looking.
Posted on 2/2/15 at 4:57 pm to Lake Vegas Tiger
They are just sunglasses. She is really gonna be that mad over sunglasses?
Posted on 2/2/15 at 5:03 pm to couv1217
You didn't buy them in the first place and you don't respect value so, replace with these:
Posted on 2/2/15 at 5:45 pm to SSpaniel
Just buy another pair. If you find the first ones, sell the second pair.... 
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