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re: I'm going on a lunch date this Friday with an IRL 8
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:42 am to Superior Pariah
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:42 am to Superior Pariah
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She works at night...I work overnight
Take her to breakfast then.
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Posted on 10/4/15 at 11:19 am to Superior Pariah
I went on a lunch date with one of my coworkers. 2 years later we were married.
Took 3 weeks after that first Lunch date to get sex though. So, lower your expectations.
You'll either turn this into a relationship or a friendship
Took 3 weeks after that first Lunch date to get sex though. So, lower your expectations.
You'll either turn this into a relationship or a friendship
Posted on 10/4/15 at 11:23 am to Superior Pariah
You are a smooth plant operator.
Sincerely
SADE
Sincerely
SADE
This post was edited on 10/4/15 at 11:26 am
Posted on 10/4/15 at 11:28 am to LSU6262
quote:Just because your game is weak doesn't mean everybody else's is.
I went on a lunch date with one of my coworkers. 2 years later we were married. Took 3 weeks after that first Lunch date to get sex though. So, lower your expectations.
I got it the first time I met her.
Actually she threw it on me.
She runs out nicely like a Ferrari with the right handling.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:11 pm to Superior Pariah
Which casino do you work at? I bet she is a dealer and you work in maintenance.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 1:36 pm to Corch Urban Myers
OP, how'd it go?
Posted on 10/4/15 at 2:05 pm to Tigeralum2008
I'll let you know Friday if I get the sects or not. Probably not but I'm hoping it will lead to future meetings and then comes the sects.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 2:10 pm to Mizzoufan26
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You could have a non loser stand in for you, date, make her fall in love, and smash for 3 years. At that point you stage a disaster car accident in which you are burned over 70% of your body. This is where you need to be committed and go through with the burns. Now you step in, she won't recognize your goofy arse post accident. She will try and make it work, and will at least allow one pity sex.
Trust me I contemplated and this is the only way you are getting laid.
This is the best post I've read in a long time. Heroes like you are going to save this place.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 2:12 pm to Superior Pariah
Which games does she deal? It is a well-known fact in the casino industry that female craps dealers are the most slutty. Even moreso than the cocktail waitresses.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 2:14 pm to Corch Urban Myers
Not casino industry. I won't say what industry
Posted on 10/4/15 at 2:37 pm to Superior Pariah
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I won't say what industry
Ah, gotcha. I hope you guys have a happy meal if you catch my drift ;)
Posted on 10/4/15 at 2:44 pm to Superior Pariah
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What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid?
"accidentally" let a magnum condom fall out of your jacket pocket
Posted on 10/4/15 at 3:48 pm to Superior Pariah
Just give her the old line "We're SO gonna have sex tonight"
Her: "And why would you think that"
You: "Because I'm stronger than you"
Her: "And why would you think that"
You: "Because I'm stronger than you"
Posted on 10/4/15 at 3:56 pm to Superior Pariah
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I'm going on a lunch date this Friday
Women don't sleep with men they go to Lunch with. You're in the friend zone buddy.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 4:24 pm to Superior Pariah
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lunch date
You're doing it wrong.
I don't use it often but that is beta as frick.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 5:40 pm to Superior Pariah
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What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid?
Posted on 10/4/15 at 5:45 pm to airportwhiskey
what a great show
Posted on 10/4/15 at 5:51 pm to Superior Pariah
Rub your thumb over your lips every so often like the main character in Breathless.
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:08 pm to Superior Pariah
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What are some ways I can maximize my chances of getting laid?
did he really ask that?!?!
dayum...
Posted on 10/4/15 at 7:18 pm to Superior Pariah
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lunch date
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shifts
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getting laid?
lol NAH
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