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I'm a feminist man, and I hate that I love to grill
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:45 am
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:45 am
frick this gay earth
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I hate how much I love to grill. It’s not that I’m inclined to vegetarianism or that I otherwise object to the practice itself. But I’m uncomfortable with the pleasure I take in something so conventionally masculine. Looming over the coals, tongs in hand, I feel estranged from myself, recast in the role of suburban dad. At such moments, I get the sense that I’ve fallen into a societal trap, one that reaffirms gender roles I’ve spent years trying to undo. The whole business feels retrograde, a relic of some earlier, less inclusive era.
I take food prep a little too seriously, curtly brushing others out of the way when I step up to the kitchen counter. In my online dating days, I tried to spin this fault as a feature, describing myself as “a finicky, meticulous cook.” On reflection, I’m probably just kind of a jerk, but when I’m grilling I worry that I’ve become something even worse. Am I shoving others out of the way because it makes me feel like a man? Have I become some sort of monster?
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Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:46 am to accnodefense
Aggie Board
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:47 am to accnodefense
bet he drives a prius
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:47 am to accnodefense
he should get a courage award for verbalizing his feelings on such a sensitive subject.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:48 am to accnodefense
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:48 am to accnodefense
Thankfully even the libs are calling it idiotic.
From some lib dude:
It's just as stupid to waste your life worrying about conforming to gender roles as it is to waste your life worrying about not conforming to gender roles.
From some lib dude:
It's just as stupid to waste your life worrying about conforming to gender roles as it is to waste your life worrying about not conforming to gender roles.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:49 am to accnodefense
do feminist women hate that they love to shop?
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:49 am to accnodefense
I'd grill less if my wife learned how to do it, but she's terrible at improvisational cooking so I doubt that she'll ever learn.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:51 am to accnodefense
fricker is from Washington DC.
"Jacob Brogan"
"Jacob Brogan"
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:52 am to accnodefense
It must suck going through life hating yourself for such benign things as liking to grill.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:52 am to accnodefense
It's almost comedic to read tripe like this. 
And then I realize that yes...there are men out there that think this way.
And then I realize that yes...there are men out there that think this way.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:52 am to accnodefense
That has to be a troll.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:52 am to accnodefense
quote:
frick this gay earth
Yes.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:53 am to accnodefense
quote:
Jacob Brogan
He's getting torn to shreds on Twitter. Pretty funny stuff.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:53 am to Bluefin
The American Barbecue
When a man volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of events is put into motion:
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing her.
When a man volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of events is put into motion:
1. The woman buys the food.
2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing her.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:53 am to DonChowder
At what point do we start seeing suicides for white/male privilege?
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:54 am to accnodefense
Ways this could have been worse:
"I'm a feminist man, and I hate that I love pussy."
"I'm a feminist man, and I hate that I love pussy."
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:55 am to Pettifogger
quote:
At what point do we start seeing suicides for white/male privilege?
Not soon enough. I'll provide the ammo, pills, rope, etc.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:56 am to Chad504boy
quote:
The woman prepares the meat for cooking
Hell naw.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 10:56 am to accnodefense
Where do you find this shite? Further, why the frick do you care enough to read it? You're making it worse.
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