re: I'm done shaking hands

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i like shaking someones hands when exiting the bathroom...and hands are still damp from washing them

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I like doing this while in the stall next to someone.

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3 guys go to the bathroom. First guy washes his hands for 5 minutes and tells the other 2 " I went to Harvard and we were taught that cleanliness is next to godliness".

2nd guy washes his hands for 5 seconds and uses half a paper towel to dry his hands and proclaims " I went to cal-berkley and they taught us the importance of conservation.


3rd guy finishes at the urinal, zips up and as he's walking out says "I went to Nicholls State and they taught us not to piss on our hands"

What if you're a boxer?

I like to wash my hands before I go to the bathroom.

More germs on my hands than my dick.

I agree. My dick is clean and comes in contact with my clean underwear, until I touch it with my hand. Men should be more obsessed with washing their hands before they piss than after. I do neither, BTW. I wash my hands only when i have touched or held something dirty or before I handle food or ice. What is the big difference between the skin on your dick than that on your face,neck arms or legs? If you shower regularly, your dick skin should be cleaner than that of your arms, face, neck anyway. People unconsciously touch their exposed body parts all day without washing their hands . Think how many times a day you rub your neck or touch your face,arms,etc.. How about running your hand through your hair. Wash your hands every time? Only true germaphobes do that. The rest of us were just taught to wash our hands after touching the pecker . It is probably a good practice to do but no more important than washing after touching your face ,neck or hair. Nobody, except extreme germaphobes do that.