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re: If you were single and Leslie Jones sexually propositioned you in a bar

Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:37 pm to
Posted by Big Saint
Houston
Member since May 2009
1453 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:37 pm to
Hard pass.
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:37 pm to

Give me three steps, give me three steps mister, give me three steps towards the door
Give me three steps, give me three steps mister and you'll never see me no more
Posted by NatalbanyTigerFan
On the water somewhere
Member since Oct 2007
7624 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:39 pm to
frick no!!!
But only because I'm racist!
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25491 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

If I said no, am I racist?


yes, and a homophobe
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24604 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:43 pm to
I'd let her suck it.
Posted by LSUweights
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
3545 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124571 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:46 pm to
I'd sooner frick Harambe
Posted by Salt Lick
Bath County
Member since Aug 2016
1646 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

If you were single and Leslie Jones sexually propositioned you in a bar


If we were all on video running the train on her, I'd be this guy on camera.

Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:49 pm to
I guess this is the thread where the OT pretends that they have standards.

I have none. If I'm drunk enough and no one is around, sure, why not.

Eta: I do want to emphasize that I would have to be quite drunk. Like straddling the border of being too drunk to have sex with anybody. Maybe about a dozen or more drinks in.
This post was edited on 10/24/16 at 2:53 pm
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21862 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:49 pm to
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I'd hit it. My dick is ghey.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:49 pm to
That's a woman?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:50 pm to
No..just, no.

I think you've fapped to her btw
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23644 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:52 pm to
Your threads are bad enough without you posting your sexual fantasies on here.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:56 pm to
There's just no conceivable way I'd EVER be that drunk.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79935 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:57 pm to
I'd excuse myself to go take a piss and slip out the side entrance.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107948 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:58 pm to
you'd be a damn fool to turn that down if you're over 35 and single
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 2:59 pm to
Impossible, I don't hang out at tranny bars.
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6612 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

I SEE YOU CAR
Gets me every time.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 3:08 pm to
No, I like a girl that can make me laugh.
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
15531 posts
Posted on 10/24/16 at 3:09 pm to
Thank god I've never been that desperate
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