re: If you were black, who would you tell white women you are?

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Athletes are the way to go. Many bitches are familiar with their names, but have no fricking clue what they look like.

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Yep, a guy in Pittsburgh was semi-successful doing it a few years ago.



Man accused of impersonating Steelers quarterback
July 16, 2005 12:00 AM

By Jonathan D. Silver Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

He's not 6-foot-5. He's not 23. He doesn't wear No. 7. And he doesn't have a goatee. In fact, Brian Jackson doesn't resemble Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger in any way.

But that didn't stop the car salesman from duping a woman into believing he was Big Ben in order to go out with her, authorities said.

Now Jackson has a date of a different kind -- in court.

Detectives from the Allegheny County district attorney's office yesterday accused Jackson of harassing a woman named Mary Groft, who broke off contact with him this month after seeing through his alleged deception.

It wasn't the first time Jackson used the black-and-gold to facilitate his love life, authorities said.

In September, he reached deeper into the Steelers depth chart and impersonated fourth-string quarterback Brian St. Pierre to woo a woman named Julie Valo, the affidavit said.

After a few weeks, Valo figured out Jackson's ruse and told him she wanted nothing to do with him, the affidavit said. He harassed her, however, by following her and surprising her at various places, according to the affidavit.

The investigation isn't over.

"We believe there are other victims out there," Mike Manko, spokesman for the district attorney's office, said yesterday. ...

PittPostGazette

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I would probably go as Denzel Washington tbh.

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THIS. I do a killer Denzel impression. It's too bad I have blonde hair and blue eyes.

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