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re: If You Were Allowed To Commit One Crime Without Going To Jail

Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:10 pm to
Would planting massive bomb at next Goldman Sachs meeting count? Lol
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124412 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:10 pm to
Treason
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:12 pm to
I don't understand you would still have the same risk involved except for the law coming after you part...so if I drive into fort know and they see me stealing tons of gold they can't catch me as long as I'm moving away from them? If so I'm taking a truck load of gold
Posted by anewguy
BR
Member since Mar 2017
1239 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:19 pm to
Pull a Ponzi scheme as big as Bernie Maddoff
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13345 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:19 pm to
Some of y'all are fricked up.

I'd wanted to do something like inside trading.
Posted by mjax57
Vinings, GA
Member since Mar 2012
3149 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:22 pm to
Come up with a system to steal fractions of pennies from Initech.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

park in a handicapped parking spot


Does Texas give handicapped parking spots to the retarded? If so, you can probably have your wish come true.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

Smoke a pack of marijuana cigarettes...


You can do this with a high risk of not getting caught. You sure you want to waste it on this?
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9858 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:26 pm to
Rob the gold vault at the NY Fed
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98748 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:28 pm to
The end result would absolutely be a dead body
This post was edited on 5/11/17 at 8:29 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

I don't understand you would still have the same risk involved except for the law coming after you part...so if I drive into fort know and they see me stealing tons of gold they can't catch me as long as I'm moving away from them? If so I'm taking a truck load of gold



When I say "still have the same risk involved except for the law", I mean you could rob a bank and the police will not come to the scene, but civilians will still be able to try to stop you.

If you want to break into someone's house, if you do it and they know it is you, nothing can be done to you, but while you doing it, there is still the risk of the home owner shooting you, etc.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175875 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:33 pm to
it would be the only crime I would commit in a master plan to rid us of you and darth


Id park in the hadi-spot at the Twin Peaks in Waco
then message you and darth that the first one there could suck my fricking balls
you would get there first since darth would take a long time choosing which mom jeans to wear
but you would have to park in general parking since I took the other one
so while you're crossing the street darth shows up , speeding and runs over you and you die
then darth goes to prison and can never post again


and I become the hero the OT not only needs but deserves
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

Some of y'all are fricked up.




I see a few of the responses were deleted.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

You would still have all the same risk involved (other than the law coming after you).

For me, the only answer is robbing the a bank.


Literally the only risk in robbing a bank is the law coming after you, because the employees are trained to not fight back and hand you the money for their safety
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113946 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:40 pm to
quote:

Id park in the hadi-spot at the Twin Peaks in Waco
then message you and darth that the first one there could suck my fricking balls
you would get there first since darth would take a long time choosing which mom jeans to wear
but you would have to park in general parking since I took the other one
so while you're crossing the street darth shows up , speeding and runs over you and you die
then darth goes to prison and can never post again


There are a lot of flaws in this plan.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

For me, the only answer is robbing the a bank.


Steal the rights to all bitcoin or Microsoft
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175875 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:42 pm to
eat shite you crippled frick, darth can't be killed

it's a perfect plan
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13345 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

weO

Come up with a system to steal fractions of pennies from Initech



Be sure to get the decimal point in the correct place.
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