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re: If You Were Allowed To Commit One Crime Without Going To Jail
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:10 pm to DeathValley1924
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:10 pm to DeathValley1924
Would planting massive bomb at next Goldman Sachs meeting count? Lol
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:12 pm to OweO
I don't understand you would still have the same risk involved except for the law coming after you part...so if I drive into fort know and they see me stealing tons of gold they can't catch me as long as I'm moving away from them? If so I'm taking a truck load of gold
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:19 pm to Topwater Trout
Pull a Ponzi scheme as big as Bernie Maddoff
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:19 pm to OweO
Some of y'all are fricked up.
I'd wanted to do something like inside trading.
I'd wanted to do something like inside trading.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:22 pm to OweO
Come up with a system to steal fractions of pennies from Initech.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:23 pm to OWLFAN86
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park in a handicapped parking spot
Does Texas give handicapped parking spots to the retarded? If so, you can probably have your wish come true.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:25 pm to TigerBait1971
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Smoke a pack of marijuana cigarettes...
You can do this with a high risk of not getting caught. You sure you want to waste it on this?
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:26 pm to OweO
Rob the gold vault at the NY Fed
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:28 pm to OweO
The end result would absolutely be a dead body
This post was edited on 5/11/17 at 8:29 pm
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:32 pm to Topwater Trout
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I don't understand you would still have the same risk involved except for the law coming after you part...so if I drive into fort know and they see me stealing tons of gold they can't catch me as long as I'm moving away from them? If so I'm taking a truck load of gold
When I say "still have the same risk involved except for the law", I mean you could rob a bank and the police will not come to the scene, but civilians will still be able to try to stop you.
If you want to break into someone's house, if you do it and they know it is you, nothing can be done to you, but while you doing it, there is still the risk of the home owner shooting you, etc.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:33 pm to OweO
it would be the only crime I would commit in a master plan to rid us of you and darth
Id park in the hadi-spot at the Twin Peaks in Waco
then message you and darth that the first one there could suck my fricking balls
you would get there first since darth would take a long time choosing which mom jeans to wear
but you would have to park in general parking since I took the other one
so while you're crossing the street darth shows up , speeding and runs over you and you die
then darth goes to prison and can never post again
and I become the hero the OT not only needs but deserves
Id park in the hadi-spot at the Twin Peaks in Waco
then message you and darth that the first one there could suck my fricking balls
you would get there first since darth would take a long time choosing which mom jeans to wear
but you would have to park in general parking since I took the other one
so while you're crossing the street darth shows up , speeding and runs over you and you die
then darth goes to prison and can never post again
and I become the hero the OT not only needs but deserves
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:33 pm to Tempratt
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Some of y'all are fricked up.
I see a few of the responses were deleted.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:36 pm to OweO
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You would still have all the same risk involved (other than the law coming after you).
For me, the only answer is robbing the a bank.
Literally the only risk in robbing a bank is the law coming after you, because the employees are trained to not fight back and hand you the money for their safety
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:40 pm to OWLFAN86
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Id park in the hadi-spot at the Twin Peaks in Waco
then message you and darth that the first one there could suck my fricking balls
you would get there first since darth would take a long time choosing which mom jeans to wear
but you would have to park in general parking since I took the other one
so while you're crossing the street darth shows up , speeding and runs over you and you die
then darth goes to prison and can never post again
There are a lot of flaws in this plan.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:41 pm to OweO
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For me, the only answer is robbing the a bank.
Steal the rights to all bitcoin or Microsoft
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:42 pm to OweO
eat shite you crippled frick, darth can't be killed
it's a perfect plan
it's a perfect plan
Posted on 5/11/17 at 9:51 pm to mjax57
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weO
Come up with a system to steal fractions of pennies from Initech
Be sure to get the decimal point in the correct place.
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