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re: If you want sex, dont get married
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:20 pm to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:20 pm to Mud_Till_May
I feel your pain bud. Every time I'm trying to fap in the shower, she comes in the bathroom to pluck her eyebrows or some bullshite. Can't even jack it in my own home anymore.
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Posted on 1/27/17 at 12:22 pm to Mud_Till_May
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Or the birth control.or me yes
Birth control is awful. Poison.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 1:07 pm to uway
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Or the birth control.or me yes
Birth control is awful. Poison.
Definitely messes up their mood.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 1:16 pm to Mud_Till_May
Does she at least lick your a-hole?
Posted on 1/27/17 at 1:38 pm to Mud_Till_May
It must suck to be a loser.
I'm married and I get pussy daily if I want it.
I'm married and I get pussy daily if I want it.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 2:04 pm to MorbidTheClown
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wait til she hits her 30s. you will be the one saying no.
This, and way more adventurous.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 2:11 pm to Mud_Till_May
Bet you're one of those saps who was proud to marry a "good girl."
Always marry the bad gal
Always marry the bad gal
Posted on 1/27/17 at 2:11 pm to uway
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Birth control is awful. Poison.
Yup.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 2:30 pm to Tiger Ryno
Just tell her "well, it ain't gonna suck itself."
This post was edited on 1/27/17 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 1/27/17 at 2:48 pm to sjmabry
Dirty Harry and Kayla Marie babysitter scene.
"I've got a boner and I ain't gonna waste it"
"I've got a boner and I ain't gonna waste it"
Posted on 1/27/17 at 2:51 pm to Mud_Till_May
Congrads on the se......o yea nevermind.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 2:52 pm to Mud_Till_May
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If you want sex, dont get married
Married 15 years and got a bj an hour ago just because. You're right OP marriage sucks.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 4:34 pm to Mud_Till_May
Do something different. Sex gets stale after awhile if you don't mix it up.
Go in the bedroom, grab her firmly by the back of her neck and kiss her. Then grab her hair and yank her head back, kiss her neck, ram your hand down her pants and go to town on that pussy. She won't be able to resist. Don't ask if she wants it. Just fricking do it
Go in the bedroom, grab her firmly by the back of her neck and kiss her. Then grab her hair and yank her head back, kiss her neck, ram your hand down her pants and go to town on that pussy. She won't be able to resist. Don't ask if she wants it. Just fricking do it
Posted on 1/27/17 at 4:40 pm to Mud_Till_May
I'm married an 55 and I bet I have more sex than the average single man.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 6:15 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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Do you remember your first blowjob?
Yes. The neighborhood slut blew me behind a buddies carport at the tender age of 13.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 6:22 pm to MorbidTheClown
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because you married a prude
The mistake I made
. I figured out, recently, that a woman is naturally going to be miserable. I don't know why it too me so long to get this. Get a dog, have a good relationship with your kids, and marry a woman who puts out. Because the rest of the time she's going to try to make you as miserable as she is. 
Posted on 1/27/17 at 6:37 pm to Mud_Till_May
Thanks for reminding me how depressing marriage is...and to think i could be slaying some strange poon at my leisure if i was single...frick me
This post was edited on 1/27/17 at 6:38 pm
Posted on 1/27/17 at 9:39 pm to tiggah1981
Seriously, I don't know what yall are doing, but a two week stretch with no action is pretty fricking rare.
Marriage doesn't suck… yall just need to up your game.
Marriage doesn't suck… yall just need to up your game.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 9:42 pm to SoulGlo
No shite. Been married 20 years and I never get more than a 2 day break.
Posted on 1/27/17 at 9:44 pm to Bushmaster
quote:between your wife and aspy and other side chick that doesn't know your real name or where you live, this does not surprise me
No shite. Been married 20 years and I never get more than a 2 day break.
This post was edited on 1/27/17 at 9:45 pm
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