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re: If you had contracted Ebola what would you do?

Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by Cajun Revolution
Member since Apr 2009
44671 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:01 pm to
Probably go to the back yard. Grab a shovel and start digging a hole.
This post was edited on 10/3/14 at 8:02 pm
Posted by Macphisto
Washington, DC
Member since Jul 2005
5937 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:03 pm to
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Everybody dies but not everybody truly lives!



OK, fine; go to the hospital, then die. If I find out I have ebola, there's no "living" because the for-profit drug companies figured not enough people died from ebola to make money off a vaccination until now.
This post was edited on 10/3/14 at 8:05 pm
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11429 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:04 pm to
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shitposting and being retarded aren't skills


Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85044 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:05 pm to
Pray that heaven had a rebeloke thread filter.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16142 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:05 pm to
If you knew you were going to die, why not just rent a motorcycle and go 180 on the freeway or jump nude from an airplane? You know bucket list shite?
Posted by whyalwaysme
Member since Sep 2014
152 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:06 pm to
Have unprotected sex with as many females as possible
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16142 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:07 pm to
Your 1st three days spread your seed, and your middle three kill your partners...
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17617 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:11 pm to
Two teachers at the same time.
Posted by Macphisto
Washington, DC
Member since Jul 2005
5937 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:13 pm to
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If you knew you were going to die, why not just rent a motorcycle and go 180 on the freeway or jump nude from an airplane? You know bucket list shite?



My bucket list is to travel the world, and I don't want to do that if I risk infecting people. Death would be a release.
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:13 pm to
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Probably go to the back yard. Grab a shovel and start digging a hole.


Would you dress up in your favorite suit and sing stories to the moon?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16142 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:16 pm to
Is that Step Brothers?
Posted by Smalls
Southern California
Member since Jul 2009
10245 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:19 pm to
Next person that starts an Ebola thread should get the banhammer.
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10197 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:20 pm to
TD has ebola
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16142 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:26 pm to
In before SFP!
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:32 pm to
Probably get hospitalized because it's treatable.

Jesus, it's like the haircut scene in Stripes. You don't have to go balls to the wall, dude. There are other options.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15228 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:33 pm to
Puke in Neyland Stadium.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:56 pm to
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OK, fine; go to the hospital, then die. If I find out I have ebola, there's no "living" because the for-profit drug companies figured not enough people died from ebola to make money off a vaccination until now.



Or you could just get supportive therapy and live like everyone else.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16142 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:58 pm to
Not an option! 50% of the time it kills you 100% of the time. Unless is mostly kills you, then you just are mostly dead.
Posted by mtheob17
Charleston, SC
Member since Sep 2009
5339 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 8:59 pm to
the CDC is 2 miles from my home, so I guess I'd have a better than average chance of recovery
Posted by mtheob17
Charleston, SC
Member since Sep 2009
5339 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 9:01 pm to
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Posted by tunechi
TD has ebola

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LOL! If we lose to Auburn, that's a distinct possibility.
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