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If walking on a path and someone is approaching from the other direction in your side
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:22 pm
Do you move or hold strong and accept the collision? “Your side” in this instance the right side— the common walking / driving side in this glorious country. You’ve moved as far to the right as you can and the approaching party is hugging your side expecting you to move.
Aside from bang his wife, what do you do?
Aside from bang his wife, what do you do?
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Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:23 pm to Thundercles
How big are her boobs?
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:24 pm to Thundercles
I might slow down to give them a chance to move. But I don't move over. They do.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:24 pm to Thundercles
I move. No way I’m getting robbed
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:25 pm to Ancient Astronaut
Assume they’re a group that poses no risk of robbery
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:25 pm to Thundercles
If on a walking path, and I’m on the right, they better get the frick over to the left. If walking on the road in my neigborhood, and I’m on the left, that bitch better move over too.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:26 pm to Thundercles
I stop when I get to them and say excuse me. Usually we both adjust. If they just plow into me it’s go time.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:27 pm to Gifman
I had a collision today where a guy and his girlfriend saw me coming for a solid 100 yards and chose to hug my side and walk directly into me then try to start shite over it. I was baffled.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:29 pm to Thundercles
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Do you move or hold strong and accept the collision? “Your side” in this instance the right side— the common walking / driving side in this glorious country. You’ve moved as far to the right as you can and the approaching party is hugging your side expecting you to move.
Aside from bang his wife, what do you do?
I'd raise an eyebrow, shake my head, move to the other side, and go about my day. That person is clearly dealing with something I don't know about. Maybe something is weighing on them and they didn't even notice me. Maybe they have a micropenis and this is the only thing that makes them feel alive.
Either way, not worth my time and energy. I've got better shite to do.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:30 pm to SquatchDawg
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If they just plow into me it’s go time.
RA'd to move to Aggie Board.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:33 pm to Thundercles
I look right and stay right.
Here's a free tip for you degenerates. You can control people with your eyes. Hard stare to the side you want to go and people will 99% of the time go the other way. Picked it up from a career of airport use.
The other 1% is Asians. They don't understand personal space and I don't understand them.
Here's a free tip for you degenerates. You can control people with your eyes. Hard stare to the side you want to go and people will 99% of the time go the other way. Picked it up from a career of airport use.
The other 1% is Asians. They don't understand personal space and I don't understand them.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:37 pm to Thundercles
The honey badger once decided to run into me in the center of the quad. Physics took over and he fell down almost straight onto his arse.
Figured he was going to be pretty pissed.
I offered him a hand to get up, but about halfway up my perpetual smart mouth got the better of me. Thankfully he laughed at the, "Sorry about that lil man."
Clapped me on the shoulder and said good hit
Figured he was going to be pretty pissed.
I offered him a hand to get up, but about halfway up my perpetual smart mouth got the better of me. Thankfully he laughed at the, "Sorry about that lil man."
Clapped me on the shoulder and said good hit
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:38 pm to Thundercles
I throw an old rusty nail down in their path, step to the side, and let fate take its course.
If the great creator lets the nail land just so and keeps the guy from spotting it, I win. Bonus points if his tetanus shot isn't up to date. Lock jaw is a risk you take when playing fast and loose with the rules of sidewalk etiquette.
If the great creator lets the nail land just so and keeps the guy from spotting it, I win. Bonus points if his tetanus shot isn't up to date. Lock jaw is a risk you take when playing fast and loose with the rules of sidewalk etiquette.
This post was edited on 12/17/23 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:39 pm to Thundercles
It’s my side of the walkway, they need to get over.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:39 pm to Thundercles
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:46 pm to Thundercles
Depends on where I am. Plank road sidewalk in North Baton Rouge? I'm not trying to get shot and die. Wait. I probably would anyway. Let me rethink this and get back to you.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:51 pm to SquatchDawg
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I stop when I get to them and say excuse me.
I stop also when I get to them but I say “Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?”
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:52 pm to Thundercles
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Assume they’re a group that poses no risk of robbery
Looks like you have never been robbed
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:52 pm to Shanegolang
There is a particular ethnic group that will avoid eye contact and not move. Numerous times they have felt how solid I am when they don't.
Posted on 12/17/23 at 5:53 pm to Thundercles
Fight to the death.
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