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If a man can get a DUI on a horse...
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:01 pm
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:01 pm
... and even on a bicycle (some states allow this), what about a drunk guy in a wheelchair?
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Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:02 pm to SlapahoeTribe
It goes without saying
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:03 pm to SlapahoeTribe
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:03 pm to SlapahoeTribe
Ask OweO.
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:03 pm to SlapahoeTribe
The cop would have to be a cold blooded bastard to give a wheelchair bound a DUI.
This post was edited on 5/14/17 at 11:08 pm
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:04 pm to SlapahoeTribe
What is the BAC limit for a horse?
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:05 pm to BRgetthenet
This country has veered so far from what our founding fathers intended. Remember we fought the Revolutionary War over a tax on a breakfast drink (and not even coffee)
"Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world."
"Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world."
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:05 pm to SlapahoeTribe
I should stop drinking so much at horse shows 
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:06 pm to member12
quote:The horse, or the man on the horse?
What is the BAC limit for a horse?
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:06 pm to SlapahoeTribe
Country singer George Jones once got a DWI ticket while on his riding lawnmower.
A lawn-effin'-mower....
His wife had hidden his car keys to keep him from going to buy more alcohol so he fired up his Lawn Boy and off down the road he went....
A lawn-effin'-mower....
His wife had hidden his car keys to keep him from going to buy more alcohol so he fired up his Lawn Boy and off down the road he went....
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:07 pm to SlapahoeTribe
Upvote for the Young Frankenstein image.
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:07 pm to SlapahoeTribe
quote:
If a man can get a DUI on a horse...
... and even on a bicycle (some states allow this)
I don't believe this. Link an opinion...
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:12 pm to 12Pence
quote:Horse DWI in Livingston Parish
don't believe this. Link
DWI lawyer from TX explains bicycling DWI
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:15 pm to SlapahoeTribe
Officer Mohler would be all over it
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:19 pm to SlapahoeTribe
quote:
Horse DWI in Livingston Parish
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He was being issued a ticket for being drunk in public. She explained she could not arrest Williams for a DWI offense because he was on a horse
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DWI lawyer from TX explains bicycling DWI
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The offense of driving while intoxicated requires prosecutors prove that a person operated a motor vehicle in a public place while intoxicated
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:19 pm to SlapahoeTribe
Of course Florida...
Fla. man arrested for DUI in motorized wheelchair
quote:
TAMPA — A 54-year-old Florida man was arrested this week on charges of driving under the influence and obstructing traffic while on his motorized wheelchair.
Fla. man arrested for DUI in motorized wheelchair
This post was edited on 5/14/17 at 11:20 pm
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:19 pm to SlapahoeTribe
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If a man can get a DUI on a horse
I'd ask the cop what the "D" stands for.
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:27 pm to SlapahoeTribe
Well I guess anything is possible right?
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:29 pm to ZZTIGERS
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Florida
Some stereotypes write themselves.
Posted on 5/14/17 at 11:44 pm to SlapahoeTribe
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