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I was told today by an old Chinese woman that I had "very very special" Chi and I train

Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:27 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57280 posts
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:27 pm
She advised me to seek the true qigong masters in China. This for real happened. So uhhh...does that come with special powers. Would you take her advice if you were me?

Anywhere in the BR area I can begin my training to unlock this potential?

This post was edited on 4/7/17 at 11:29 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:29 pm to
she pick-pocket'd you.
Posted by CajunBandit
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2010
2885 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 2:03 am to
I had a Hispanic fundamentalist Christian tell me I was the reincarnation of John the Baptist.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76260 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 2:05 am to
Sounds like she was DTF
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4681 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 2:26 am to
Meet me at Sonic. I will check your chi.



Then check your knuckles.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35060 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 2:36 am to
Congrats baw. I always knew it. Live your full potential.
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22346 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 2:40 am to
quote:

She advised me to seek the true qigong masters in China.


quote:

Anywhere in the BR area I can begin my training to unlock this potential?


You're obviously not taking this serious.
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 4:30 am to
Why aren't you in China training right now? Humanity is going to need you to fight for us in Shao Khan's tournament to decide the fate of the earth.
Posted by Melvin Spellvin
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1676 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 5:02 am to
a fool and his money are soon separated...
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18749 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:06 am to
Other than that, how was the "massage"?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:24 am to
quote:

seek the true qigong masters in China


You can't find them in BR. At the very least you need to drive to San Fran in your big rig. Ask for Lo Pan.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72926 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:29 am to
You have already lost because you're ego has convinced you that you are "special" and "enlightened". Back to square one for you.
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
3490 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:31 am to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:40 am to
Try to use your very special chi in a bar fight and let me know how that works out for you
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 8:31 am to
Chi is definitely real. Many old school religions speak of it, and we already know that the human body is an electrical transmitter. Without our chi, our life force, our energy, whatever you want to call it, we would be dead. Many high grade machines detect our electrical fields, and most experience this while at a hospital. It is funny though that most will come out and say that chi or our life force isn't real, yet all these machines are used to detect our subtle electrical field.

Here are some pictures of the major chakras or energy points of the body (7).



Speaking of the 3rd eye, there are still lizards with a visible 3rd eye. Obviously this doesn't prove anything, but it at least shows that there is a visible 3rd eye for some animals.









Also here are the meridians of the body, which acupuncturists and masseuses use (at least the legit ones). And the point of using and harnessing your chi and chakras is to help better prepare you for astral travel (which many do while sleeping). This is what the monks mean when they meditate for hours, and the true meaning of meditation and not that new age meditation bullish where you just breathe and think about shite.

The point of meditation is to not think, AT ALL. That is when shite starts to get real. You want to have no mental talking or thinking at all, while maintaining your awareness (otherwise you fall asleep). The trick is to get your body to 'fall asleep' while keeping your mind aware, and thusly you can leave your body and have an Out of Body Experience or Astral Project.

Anyone can try this very easily and see how legit it is, instead of just maintaining it is bullshite. Just lay down, close your eyes and try to stop thinking. Not just for a second, but for as long as you can. Eventually when you do this right, you will start to feel your body vibrate and it will feel good and probably very very intense up until you break through and leave your physical body. You will also hear a high pitch ringing sound in your ears as well. If you can focus on this sound and 'tune in' to it, things start to take off very quick.

Also back to the chakras, I know many people who use drugs and describe their body high and where they feel it, and they are actually speaking of the meridians or the actual chakra location without even knowing it. Smoking weed is about the best tool to feel them and it is much easier than being sober and has the cleanest feeling out of any drug (including sobriety) that I have tried.

Lucid dreaming is very close to Astral travel, but on the lower levels of the astral realm, which most people access during their dreams every night. Also reading peoples experiences through near death experiences (NDE) and OBE, and you can see many common themes that are also mentioned by those who astral project. The same can be said for drug users who use psychedelics like high doses of shrooms, salvia, DMT, etc. Many of these users report traveling through a tube or tunnel with a white light, same with people who have NDE. Well people who travel the astral, experience these things as well. As well as having a sense of oneness with everything, and seeing past relatives and other spirits. All of these different things are mentioned by NDE, OBE, drug users, lucid dreaming and astral travelers.

Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3577 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 8:44 am to
Sounds like she had a mental illness.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57280 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 8:46 am to
Go on...
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 8:59 am to



A 6th grader could do better with MS Paint. The chakra is not strong with this one.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65584 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:38 am to
Been debunked.



I did have relations with a woman with a third nipple.

It was on her back. Probably a "dry hole".

I found it whilst intimacies.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68447 posts
Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:40 am to
so did it cost extra money for her to milk you
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