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I was told today by an old Chinese woman that I had "very very special" Chi and I train
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:27 pm
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:27 pm
She advised me to seek the true qigong masters in China. This for real happened. So uhhh...does that come with special powers. Would you take her advice if you were me?
Anywhere in the BR area I can begin my training to unlock this potential?
Anywhere in the BR area I can begin my training to unlock this potential?
This post was edited on 4/7/17 at 11:29 pm
Posted on 4/7/17 at 11:29 pm to theunknownknight
she pick-pocket'd you.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 2:03 am to theunknownknight
I had a Hispanic fundamentalist Christian tell me I was the reincarnation of John the Baptist.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 2:05 am to theunknownknight
Sounds like she was DTF
Posted on 4/8/17 at 2:26 am to theunknownknight
Meet me at Sonic. I will check your chi.
Then check your knuckles.
Then check your knuckles.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 2:36 am to theunknownknight
Congrats baw. I always knew it. Live your full potential.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 2:40 am to theunknownknight
quote:
She advised me to seek the true qigong masters in China.
quote:
Anywhere in the BR area I can begin my training to unlock this potential?
You're obviously not taking this serious.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 4:30 am to theunknownknight
Why aren't you in China training right now? Humanity is going to need you to fight for us in Shao Khan's tournament to decide the fate of the earth.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 5:02 am to theunknownknight
a fool and his money are soon separated...
Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:06 am to theunknownknight
Other than that, how was the "massage"?
Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:24 am to theunknownknight
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seek the true qigong masters in China
You can't find them in BR. At the very least you need to drive to San Fran in your big rig. Ask for Lo Pan.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:29 am to theunknownknight
You have already lost because you're ego has convinced you that you are "special" and "enlightened". Back to square one for you.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 7:40 am to theunknownknight
Try to use your very special chi in a bar fight and let me know how that works out for you
Posted on 4/8/17 at 8:31 am to theunknownknight
Chi is definitely real. Many old school religions speak of it, and we already know that the human body is an electrical transmitter. Without our chi, our life force, our energy, whatever you want to call it, we would be dead. Many high grade machines detect our electrical fields, and most experience this while at a hospital. It is funny though that most will come out and say that chi or our life force isn't real, yet all these machines are used to detect our subtle electrical field.
Here are some pictures of the major chakras or energy points of the body (7).
Speaking of the 3rd eye, there are still lizards with a visible 3rd eye. Obviously this doesn't prove anything, but it at least shows that there is a visible 3rd eye for some animals.
Also here are the meridians of the body, which acupuncturists and masseuses use (at least the legit ones). And the point of using and harnessing your chi and chakras is to help better prepare you for astral travel (which many do while sleeping). This is what the monks mean when they meditate for hours, and the true meaning of meditation and not that new age meditation bullish where you just breathe and think about shite.
The point of meditation is to not think, AT ALL. That is when shite starts to get real. You want to have no mental talking or thinking at all, while maintaining your awareness (otherwise you fall asleep). The trick is to get your body to 'fall asleep' while keeping your mind aware, and thusly you can leave your body and have an Out of Body Experience or Astral Project.
Anyone can try this very easily and see how legit it is, instead of just maintaining it is bullshite. Just lay down, close your eyes and try to stop thinking. Not just for a second, but for as long as you can. Eventually when you do this right, you will start to feel your body vibrate and it will feel good and probably very very intense up until you break through and leave your physical body. You will also hear a high pitch ringing sound in your ears as well. If you can focus on this sound and 'tune in' to it, things start to take off very quick.
Also back to the chakras, I know many people who use drugs and describe their body high and where they feel it, and they are actually speaking of the meridians or the actual chakra location without even knowing it. Smoking weed is about the best tool to feel them and it is much easier than being sober and has the cleanest feeling out of any drug (including sobriety) that I have tried.
Lucid dreaming is very close to Astral travel, but on the lower levels of the astral realm, which most people access during their dreams every night. Also reading peoples experiences through near death experiences (NDE) and OBE, and you can see many common themes that are also mentioned by those who astral project. The same can be said for drug users who use psychedelics like high doses of shrooms, salvia, DMT, etc. Many of these users report traveling through a tube or tunnel with a white light, same with people who have NDE. Well people who travel the astral, experience these things as well. As well as having a sense of oneness with everything, and seeing past relatives and other spirits. All of these different things are mentioned by NDE, OBE, drug users, lucid dreaming and astral travelers.
Here are some pictures of the major chakras or energy points of the body (7).
Speaking of the 3rd eye, there are still lizards with a visible 3rd eye. Obviously this doesn't prove anything, but it at least shows that there is a visible 3rd eye for some animals.
Also here are the meridians of the body, which acupuncturists and masseuses use (at least the legit ones). And the point of using and harnessing your chi and chakras is to help better prepare you for astral travel (which many do while sleeping). This is what the monks mean when they meditate for hours, and the true meaning of meditation and not that new age meditation bullish where you just breathe and think about shite.
The point of meditation is to not think, AT ALL. That is when shite starts to get real. You want to have no mental talking or thinking at all, while maintaining your awareness (otherwise you fall asleep). The trick is to get your body to 'fall asleep' while keeping your mind aware, and thusly you can leave your body and have an Out of Body Experience or Astral Project.
Anyone can try this very easily and see how legit it is, instead of just maintaining it is bullshite. Just lay down, close your eyes and try to stop thinking. Not just for a second, but for as long as you can. Eventually when you do this right, you will start to feel your body vibrate and it will feel good and probably very very intense up until you break through and leave your physical body. You will also hear a high pitch ringing sound in your ears as well. If you can focus on this sound and 'tune in' to it, things start to take off very quick.
Also back to the chakras, I know many people who use drugs and describe their body high and where they feel it, and they are actually speaking of the meridians or the actual chakra location without even knowing it. Smoking weed is about the best tool to feel them and it is much easier than being sober and has the cleanest feeling out of any drug (including sobriety) that I have tried.
Lucid dreaming is very close to Astral travel, but on the lower levels of the astral realm, which most people access during their dreams every night. Also reading peoples experiences through near death experiences (NDE) and OBE, and you can see many common themes that are also mentioned by those who astral project. The same can be said for drug users who use psychedelics like high doses of shrooms, salvia, DMT, etc. Many of these users report traveling through a tube or tunnel with a white light, same with people who have NDE. Well people who travel the astral, experience these things as well. As well as having a sense of oneness with everything, and seeing past relatives and other spirits. All of these different things are mentioned by NDE, OBE, drug users, lucid dreaming and astral travelers.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 8:44 am to theunknownknight
Sounds like she had a mental illness.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 8:59 am to DawgGONIT
A 6th grader could do better with MS Paint. The chakra is not strong with this one.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:38 am to DawgGONIT
Been debunked.
I did have relations with a woman with a third nipple.
It was on her back. Probably a "dry hole".
I found it whilst intimacies.
I did have relations with a woman with a third nipple.
It was on her back. Probably a "dry hole".
I found it whilst intimacies.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 9:40 am to theunknownknight
so did it cost extra money for her to milk you
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