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I think my 10 year old read "The Art of the Deal" recently

Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:33 am
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:33 am
The neighborhood kids are trying to raise money to rent a big inflatable waterslide for a day. To do this they decided to do a lemonade stand. After about two hours they managed to make about 5 dollars. My son gets back from swim practice and decides he's going to take over. The first thing he does is move the stand 50 yards to the corner stop sign, then he gets the two cutest girls to start going door to door selling. Well, two hours later they go from 5.00 to 65.00. The goal is to raise 400.00 by July 14th, I think they make it easily.



This post was edited on 6/23/17 at 8:27 am
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:34 am to
Make lemonade stands great again!!
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3967 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:34 am to
Your son is a pimp.

Congrats
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29156 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:34 am to
Smart move.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21449 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:34 am to
10 years old and already pimping!
Posted by Abadeebadaba
LSU fan @ FSU
Member since Sep 2010
4983 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:35 am to
Now tell that little shitestain how the gubment is going to take a percentage out of that for all the public privileges he used.

/s Also, MT board?
Posted by Tbooux
Member since Oct 2011
1680 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:36 am to
Awesome!
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5296 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:37 am to
quote:

then he gets the two cutest girls to start going door to door selling


Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:37 am to
Ah yes the benefits of free labor. Your son will run a lawn care service one day.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6758 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:50 am to
Posted by poops_at_parties
Member since Jan 2016
1545 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:51 am to
Pics of lemonade stand
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
3886 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:53 am to
question is, did he test the goods before sending them door to door?
Posted by BlackPot
Member since Oct 2016
2060 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:55 am to
That child will be a wealthy man one day.
Posted by LG2BAMA
Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1180 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 7:59 am to
Did they file the proper permits with the city?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 8:01 am to
The most disturbing thing I read in that post is that you have a 10 year old son.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 6/23/17 at 8:01 am to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 8:02 am to

Tell him to capitalize now but hold back a lil' bit to cover the impending lawsuits. When the stand folds, those other kids will come out of the woodwork.
Posted by Happygilmore
Happy Place
Member since Mar 2009
1810 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 8:04 am to
his kid is 10, the rest of them are 6.
This post was edited on 6/23/17 at 8:06 am
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Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 6/23/17 at 8:05 am to
Pure MAGA

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