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I think I owe the cashier at the yogurt store an arse-whippping….
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:07 am
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:07 am
Tell me if I should have been offended by this…
Ate dinner in BR last night with some guy friends. We are all in early 40's. I am the only one not married in the group. The guys try to get together once a month if possible on a night when all the wives agree to let them out of the house at the same time. We had a nice dinner together and after we dispersed, I decided to walk over to one of those yogurt places where you put all the toppings on the yogurt yourself, then they weigh it at the counter and tell you how much to pay. One of the friends who I was with had some time left on his yard pass so he decided to join me, but NOT get yogurt…he just wanted to chat some more. So we walk in, I make my delicious concoction, and head to the counter. My friend who was with me was kinda following me the whole time as I was preparing my yogurt. Dude at the counter made some assumptions I think because after dude weighs my product and tells me how much it is, he proceeds to ask me "Do you need one spoon or two?"
I said one spoon would be ok and walked over to a table before it dawned on me what it all meant. That guy thought me and my buddy were a gay couple who was going to share one yogurt together.
So the question is….should I be offended by him asking about the spoons…and should he have asked me that in the first place? I think he should have let me request a second spoon if that was indeed the way me and my buddy rolled...
Ate dinner in BR last night with some guy friends. We are all in early 40's. I am the only one not married in the group. The guys try to get together once a month if possible on a night when all the wives agree to let them out of the house at the same time. We had a nice dinner together and after we dispersed, I decided to walk over to one of those yogurt places where you put all the toppings on the yogurt yourself, then they weigh it at the counter and tell you how much to pay. One of the friends who I was with had some time left on his yard pass so he decided to join me, but NOT get yogurt…he just wanted to chat some more. So we walk in, I make my delicious concoction, and head to the counter. My friend who was with me was kinda following me the whole time as I was preparing my yogurt. Dude at the counter made some assumptions I think because after dude weighs my product and tells me how much it is, he proceeds to ask me "Do you need one spoon or two?"
I said one spoon would be ok and walked over to a table before it dawned on me what it all meant. That guy thought me and my buddy were a gay couple who was going to share one yogurt together.
So the question is….should I be offended by him asking about the spoons…and should he have asked me that in the first place? I think he should have let me request a second spoon if that was indeed the way me and my buddy rolled...
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Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:09 am to LSUGrad9295
to be fair dude yall were holding hands! How was i supposed to know
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:10 am to LSUGrad9295
quote:
That guy thought me and my buddy were a gay
Quit acting gay and going to yogurt shops with guys
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:10 am to LSUGrad9295
2 gays, 1 cup
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:10 am to LSUGrad9295
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:10 am to LSUGrad9295
Just how much yogurt/toppings did you put in your bowl? Maybe he was implying something about your weight, not the fact that you're gay. 
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:10 am to LSUGrad9295
Should you be offended? Holy Christ, you're one of those SJWs.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:11 am to LSUballs
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2 gays, 1 cup
1 spoon
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:11 am to LSUGrad9295
do ya'lls families go on vacations together?
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:12 am to LSUGrad9295
You sure you're not just a little gay?
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:12 am to LSUGrad9295
To be fair, if I saw two dudes hanging out together in the evening at a yogurt shop I'd probably assume the same thing.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:12 am to LSUGrad9295
I assume you're gay because if this thread now
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:12 am to LSUGrad9295
quote:
I decided to walk over to one of those yogurt places
quote:
thought me and my buddy were a gay couple
Seems like a safe assumption.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:14 am to LSUGrad9295
well, to be fair... 2 guys getting yogurt together is pretty gay.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:14 am to Hat Tricks
quote:
To be fair, if I saw two dudes hanging out together in the evening at a yogurt shop I'd probably assume the same thing.
Sorry, but I didn't get the email about how going to the yogurt store with another dude = enjoying getting my arse plowed.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:14 am to Hat Tricks
quote:
To be fair, if I saw two dudes hanging out together in the evening at a yogurt shop I'd probably assume the same thing.
basically this
i'd have my assumptions but wait to overhear discussions about what that bitch wore at work or musical theater to make my final decision
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:15 am to Hat Tricks
quote:
To be fair, if I saw two dudes hanging out together in the evening at a yogurt shop I'd probably assume the same thing.
This.
I've had this discussion before. If you see two guys at a ice cream/ yogurt shop they are usually gay.
The cashiers response was probably just based off of his previous experience.
This post was edited on 4/15/15 at 9:17 am
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:15 am to LSUGrad9295
it does seem a tab bit gay
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:15 am to LSUGrad9295
quote:
guy friends
Straight guys don't say this.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:16 am to LSUGrad9295
quote:
Sorry, but I didn't get the email about how going to the yogurt store with another dude = enjoying getting my arse plowed.
Sorry you didn't get the email. That's why I'm telling you now.
You're single and your buddy gets a yard pass from his wife for the evening and you decide to go get yogurt together. That's pretty gay.
This post was edited on 4/15/15 at 9:17 am
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