I see your arrest proposal and raise you a hog hunt proposal

Nothing like trouncing around in the woods at night with an expensive rock in your pocket.

Also, that band is uglier than the hog.

I suspect there will be camo incorporated into the wedding attire at these nuptials.

Her arm looks as hairy as that hog

not trashy at all

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The hog will be taken to a taxidermist and ring bearer will carry the hog's head up the aisle with the rings on the tusks

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Just as every little girl envisions her wedding day.