re: I might need an ambulance chaser

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Bumping this to see if this moron sued anybody on the way to work today.

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From your lips to God’s ear another divine misfortune befell me this morning at the local supermarket..

Some idiot knocked a glass jar of Alfredo sauce off the shelf and it busted open on the white tile floor.

Dang it if I didn’t slip and fall right on a big ole piece of glass, gashing my forearm and hand open, blood gushing everywhere.

Additionally I injured my left hip, lower back, left shoulder, neck,,ankle and pinkie toe on the right foot.

Folks started to holler for help and next thing you know I’ve got a tourniquet on my left arm and the EMT’s are securing me to a spine board and starting IV’s.

I called the grocery store a little while ago after my arm and hand got stitched up and spoke to the manager.

I explained that I’m a reasonable guy and sometimes accidents happen, and that we could work out a reasonable settlement on friendly terms without having to get lawyers involved.

So I gave the store my proposed settlement/demand/ultimatum.. I figure my injuries and anguish are worth a few buggies of groceries, plus covering the medical bills, ambulance ride, Uber ride home from the hospital with a stop at the package store and Walgreens to pick up my OxyContin prescription.

So they have until noon Friday to agree to my terms, which includes the seafood department and meat department counters being fully stocked and no time limit to fill no fewer than two buggies filled to capacity with groceries.

I think that’s more than fair.

Y’all in keep me in your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.

Thank you.

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False. Become educated on a topic before you speak, you are ignorant.

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Says false and provides no information as to why.

Poor attempt- just as cringey as the shite you posted yesterday

I thought there was a mandate in the ACA that everyone must have their own medical insurance, or Uncle Barack is going to take care of them.