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I know how to get cops to stop shooting dogs.

Posted on 11/3/14 at 6:06 pm
Posted by snake23
NOLA/BR
Member since Dec 2011
4438 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 6:06 pm
Give those guys some more technologically advanced gear. I mean shite, it's 2014 and cops still waddle around with big,bulky arse radios and footling flashlights. And why the frick do they need pepperspray? That shite is for paranoid women to use while jogging.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124170 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 6:08 pm to
Like this?
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 6:08 pm to
Just give them a dog whistle.




That should work.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57310 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 6:09 pm to
throw them a bone
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3579 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:32 pm to
What types of advanced gear are you talking about?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55606 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:32 pm to
yeah, that's what cops need, more army gear.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32095 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:36 pm to
Arm the dogs.

Of course then they'll be dead cats and mail men everywhere.
This post was edited on 11/3/14 at 7:36 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79192 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:36 pm to
What we need is fewer small backwater towns with outfitted SWAT units they want to use any time things get marginally dicey.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119129 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

yeah, that's what cops need, more army gear.

Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:42 pm to
Give them whatever the mailmen, and paper boys of the 50s and 60s had, "threating" dogs didn't seem to be a problem for them.
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
14285 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:42 pm to
they already armed to fight a small war. I say dress them like a postal worker with a small pistol and a small flashlight and cuffs. They can call each other on a cell phone.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131373 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:46 pm to
They need phaser guns.
Posted by snake23
NOLA/BR
Member since Dec 2011
4438 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:47 pm to
I'm not talking weapons and shite. Clearly they need less of those since they obviously cannot be trusted to use them properly. Ya know just like a smaller flashlight and one of those Nextel push to talk phones all the construction workers have
Posted by Blue Velvet
Apple butter toast is nice
Member since Nov 2009
20112 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:52 pm to
I think we should take away their guns; tasers and batons only.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131373 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 7:57 pm to
How is giving them smaller flashlights going to reduce dog shootings?
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39731 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 8:05 pm to
You take their armor away and they will start shooting cats, hamsters and vicious gerbils.
Posted by snake23
NOLA/BR
Member since Dec 2011
4438 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 10:00 pm to
Because it'll be less of a hassle when they're getting in/out of their cars at the Dunkin Donuts. Less hassle = better mood = less dead dogs
Posted by BayouBengal0505
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
2686 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 10:02 pm to
Dog whistle for sure.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22900 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 10:02 pm to
Or the cops could....you know....not shoot dogs
This post was edited on 11/3/14 at 10:03 pm
Posted by snake23
NOLA/BR
Member since Dec 2011
4438 posts
Posted on 11/3/14 at 10:06 pm to
I mean I'm just watching some of these NYPD cops walking around the place and they fricking have to wear cargo shorts just to hold all of this pointless gear they're issued. I mean their damn ticket books look like a full size binder. Get these heroes an iphone 6+ and let's call it a day.
This post was edited on 11/3/14 at 10:07 pm
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