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I just discovered something about myself when it comes to intercourse
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:35 pm
It's physically impossible for me to copulate with a fat/bigger woman. My body is just designed to resist such an event at all costs. It even makes my stomach sick a little to think about it, and I genuinely don't feel like I can help this one bit. Am I an immoral and bad person now?
Im pretty sure if a big/fat woman tried to copulate with me, my entire shaft would rescind deep inside me for as long as it takes...
Im pretty sure if a big/fat woman tried to copulate with me, my entire shaft would rescind deep inside me for as long as it takes...
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Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:36 pm to tiggerthetooth
I had sex this morning
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:37 pm to tiggerthetooth
Good thing your dad didn't have that problem or you wouldn't be here.
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:37 pm to tiggerthetooth
you mean youre too small for it to reach through?
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:37 pm to Titus Pullo
Always a pleasure Pullo!
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:37 pm to spaceranger
Someone call the burn unit. Admit one.
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:38 pm to tiggerthetooth
So you fricked a fat chick?
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:38 pm to tiggerthetooth
I agree with you, there can only be one fatass in the relationship.
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:38 pm to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:39 pm to spaceranger
quote:
you mean youre too small for it to reach through?
Not exactly. Although, you are aware the penis can be flaccid or erect, right? I guess not everyone had sex ed in school.
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:40 pm to Darth Aranda
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So you fricked a fat chick?
No, I'm not sure i could do it to save the planet if need be.
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:40 pm to tiggerthetooth
Basically this means you're sort of gay. I can perform with literally any cisgender woman, making me the straightest person on the face of the earth.
This post was edited on 4/2/17 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:41 pm to ballscaster
quote:
Basically this means you're sort of gay. I can perform with literally any cisgender woman, making me the straightest person on the face of the earth.
This is great. You should just take care of all fatties...the earth depends on this. You just have to go with what you were born to do...
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:42 pm to tiggerthetooth
So if your just discovered this it must mean you had a fatty try to sex you and I'm guessing you couldn't get it up? How else did you "just discover" this?
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:43 pm to tiggerthetooth
quote:
It's physically impossible for me to copulate with a fat/bigger woman
No offense, but maybe you are misplacing the blame. Talk to your doctor.
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:43 pm to crazyLSUfan
quote:
So if your just discovered this it must mean you had a fatty try to sex you and I'm guessing you couldn't get it up? How else did you "just discover" this?
Or I just see a fatty and feel grossed out....
Do you have to get stabbed to know it would be painful? Or could you just see someone getting stabbed and think "damn, I wouldn't want that to happen"?
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:45 pm to OKellsBells
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No offense, but maybe you are misplacing the blame. Talk to your doctor.
None taken.
I blamed myself...so I should blame the fatty?
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:46 pm to tiggerthetooth
First page fam
Posted on 4/2/17 at 7:46 pm to tiggerthetooth
quote:
It's physically impossible for me to copulate with a fat/bigger woman.
Why did you try?
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