I thought I felt a spider web or something on my hand holding it, so I reached across and get a wet pinky finger.

Does this count as pissing yourself?

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Posted by Riseupfromtherubble

You'll Never Walk Alone

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Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:16 am to Pectus

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wet

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finger

Atta boy. It's about time

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Posted by Putty

Member since Oct 2003

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Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:16 am to Pectus

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I just accidentally put my pinky in my stream... by Pectus

Sorry about your small peen.

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Posted by fr33manator

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Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:17 am to Pectus

That wasn't a spider web, but it was something sticky...

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Posted by Kyrie Eleison

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Member since Jul 2012

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Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:20 am to Pectus

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Posted by Pectus

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Member since Apr 2010

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Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:21 am to Kyrie Eleison

It's only kind of embarrassing.

I just shook my head and laughed after it happened.

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Posted by Cdawg

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Member since Sep 2003

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Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:29 am to Pectus

I hate when that happens and it splatters back on your pants. Except it's usually my index finger and I'm trying to hold it back like a finger in a dike.

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Posted by auggie

Opelika, Alabama

Member since Aug 2013

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Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:29 am to Pectus

I got so messed up one time when I was in my 20s, I got out of bed and started pissing on my girlfriend.

She didn't leave after that, so I figured out the next day that that bitch was crazy,so I dumped her.

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Posted by Hangover Haven

Metry

Member since Oct 2013

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Posted on 8/27/15 at 9:38 am to Pectus

Who cares? No matter how many times you shake it, the last drop always winds up down your leg anyway....