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I Have A Very Pressing Question To Ask The OT (Midget Related)
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:20 pm
Backstory, I saw a midget family the other day, the midget mother was pushing the midget child with a regular sized stroller. So therefore, she had to look around the stroller to see in front of the stroller. I was trying hard to hold in the laughter till I got to my vehicle, I succeeded and laughed my arse off in the car.
Anyway, two questions have been on my mind and I think they are very legitimate and that the OT is definitely the place to answer these two questions.
Question 1: Does one mile to a regular person feel like multiple miles to a midget?
Question 2: How quickly do you think a midget could reach his/her steps in a day if they had a Fitbit and didn't compensate for their short legs?
Admins, if the term "midget" isn't the correct nomenclature, please let me know what is.
Thanks OT!
Anyway, two questions have been on my mind and I think they are very legitimate and that the OT is definitely the place to answer these two questions.
Question 1: Does one mile to a regular person feel like multiple miles to a midget?
Question 2: How quickly do you think a midget could reach his/her steps in a day if they had a Fitbit and didn't compensate for their short legs?
Admins, if the term "midget" isn't the correct nomenclature, please let me know what is.
Thanks OT!
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 8:27 pm
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:23 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
You sound like you secretly yearn for midget wang
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:25 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
What I want to know is: why is midget porn twice as expensive, when it when it should be half price
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:26 pm to Kafka
quote:
What I want to know is: why is midget porn twice as expensive, when it when it should be half price
lol who pays for porn?
(good pun though)
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:27 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
Midget is the N word for little people. FWIW.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:27 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
And this will be the story I will go to sleep on....midgets...hahahahahahahaha
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:27 pm to Bunk Moreland
quote:
Midget is the N word for little people. FWIW.
You'd think they wouldn't be so uppity about it.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:28 pm to HempHead
these jokes are falling short
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:28 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
First, you must understand dwarfs and midgets have very little in common
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:28 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:
if the term "midget" isn't the correct nomenclature, please let me know what is
"Persons who are genetically predisposed to taking long walks over short distances" works for me.
By the way, if you want a good laugh (since you are in the supermarket) kindly walk up to them and point them in the direction of the mushrooms. I know it's a big deal for those little folk.
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 8:34 pm
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:29 pm to HempHead
quote:some of us still respect basic rights, and are willing to pay for our midget lesbian anal insertion fart porn
who pays for porn?
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:31 pm to Kafka
It is short-sighted of them to take offense to words. They should strive to be the bigger person if they want to reach the heights of regular men.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:33 pm to Kafka
quote:
quote:some of us still respect basic rights, and are willing to pay for our midget lesbian anal insertion fart porn
who pays for porn?
It's called fricking capitalism.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:34 pm to LCA131
quote:if they follow your advice they can truly walk tall
It is short-sighted of them to take offense to words. They should strive to be the bigger person if they want to reach the heights of regular men
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:35 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
quote:
Question 1: Does one mile to a regular person feel like multiple miles to a midget?
Probably. Takes more steps to cover the same distance. Somewhat offset by supporting a smaller body.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:36 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
There are three things in this world that scare me.
Snakes
Queers
Midgets
Snakes
Queers
Midgets
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:36 pm to Kafka
(Their hands creep me out. I can't imagine what their feet look like.)
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:36 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
Midget is offensive. They preferred to be called black.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:37 pm to 4LSU2
quote:
Snakes
Queers
Midgets
2/3 can't be seen in tall grass.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 8:38 pm to TigerFanInSouthland
This reminds me.
There is a midget bar in Scottsdale. All the bouncers and bartenders are midgies.
There is a midget bar in Scottsdale. All the bouncers and bartenders are midgies.
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