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re: I have a theory on why women can't keep friends
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:46 am to hendersonshands
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:46 am to hendersonshands
I'll give you that. Women are too emotional to be stable so that is a problem even for keeping friends.
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:47 am to OMLandshark
It's no different than girls meeting the new "Dream Guy Love of Their Life" every month...They get too attached, and then they catch the guy cumming on the face of their new BFF they made last week, so they move on to another guy who is primed to do the same thing
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:47 am to hendersonshands
Agreed, and they are always in competition with one another, shrouded in friendship. Some mask it more/better than others.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:47 am to hendersonshands
It's because guys are happy when their friends are successful and think man I'm happy for that guy maybe I can get something like that one day. They also surround themselves with people they like to be with.
When someone a woman knows is successful the woman thinks frick her I will destroy her and take what she has for myself. They surround them selves with people who they either think they are better than, have something to hold over, or are a means to an end.
It's science.
When someone a woman knows is successful the woman thinks frick her I will destroy her and take what she has for myself. They surround them selves with people who they either think they are better than, have something to hold over, or are a means to an end.
It's science.
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 10:50 am
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:49 am to LloydChristmas
Yeah competition plays a big role. It's why they take so many selfies and group selfies. Look at me and my friends, bitchez. We're having so much fun at this baseball game, they like totally serve beer here that I'm not really going to drink -- maybe a couple of sips -- but I need to watch my carb intake, not really sure who's playing though.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:53 am to Breesus
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It's because guys are happy when their friends are successful and think man I'm happy for that guy maybe I can get something like that one day. They also surround themselves with people they like to be with.
Reminds me of the Dave Chappelle sketch from Killin Them Softly.
To paraphrase: When a man introduces his nice new woman to his buddies, his buddies think, "Man, I gotta get me a woman like that." When a woman introduces a nice new man to her friends, the friends think, "I gotta get me THAT man."
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:56 am to hendersonshands
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Besides the fact that they're all crazy.
You could have stopped there.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:56 am to hendersonshands
What if you're a woman who has no friends :(
My best friends (women) have moved on with life and make no time for me .. My closest friend is a guy .. And our friend group is guys.
I'm lonely if you can't tell
My best friends (women) have moved on with life and make no time for me .. My closest friend is a guy .. And our friend group is guys.
I'm lonely if you can't tell
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 10:57 am
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:57 am to LouisianaLady
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I'm lonely if you can't tell
I'm here for you and I'm local.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:57 am to hendersonshands
hendo, you are a modern philosopher.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 10:58 am to LouisianaLady
I'll be your friend is Jones is into letting me get like one HJ a week or something. I don't even really need to enjoy it. It's just that if I'm going to put so much time into pretending your stories are interesting, my penis should at least feel something.
Just hit me on hendersons_hands@yahoo.com
Just hit me on hendersons_hands@yahoo.com
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:00 am to ProjectP2294
Yeah, I've always thought of myself as a modern day Socrates who doesn't diddle young boys.
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 11:01 am
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:00 am to LouisianaLady
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What if you're a woman who has no friends
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My best friends (women) have moved on with life and make no time for me ..
You're the Karen
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:02 am to Peazey
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Reminds me of the Dave Chappelle sketch from Killin Them Softly. To paraphrase: When a man introduces his nice new woman to his buddies, his buddies think, "Man, I gotta get me a woman like that." When a woman introduces a nice new man to her friends, the friends think, "I gotta get me THAT man."
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:04 am to Breesus
I extend myself too much in my friendships.
I'd do anything in the world for people who show up late and cancel plans.
I made a deal with myself that I'll no longer hang out with my friends who do this shite unless they ask ME to do something. I'm no longer trying.
Well I made it a couple months with my best friend making a strong effort, but it has completely stopped. I don't see her or taalk to her. I have no idea what's going on in her life and she has no idea what's going on in mine.
Poor jones. I've been bummed over my loneliness lately. He leaves for 90 days soon and I guess I'll just focus on post graduate stuff like a career and new home..
I'd do anything in the world for people who show up late and cancel plans.
I made a deal with myself that I'll no longer hang out with my friends who do this shite unless they ask ME to do something. I'm no longer trying.
Well I made it a couple months with my best friend making a strong effort, but it has completely stopped. I don't see her or taalk to her. I have no idea what's going on in her life and she has no idea what's going on in mine.
Poor jones. I've been bummed over my loneliness lately. He leaves for 90 days soon and I guess I'll just focus on post graduate stuff like a career and new home..
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:04 am to hendersonshands
Spot on, Hendo. I know so many girls like that.
Kashonly will be along shortly to tell you that women don't get along because they're all filthy degenerate gutter whores or something like that.
Kashonly will be along shortly to tell you that women don't get along because they're all filthy degenerate gutter whores or something like that.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:04 am to hendersonshands
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but you want her to be in a picture you have to see hanging on your wall until your divorce.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:05 am to Wally Sparks
I think the competition thing among women is accurate and it comes down to jealousy that tears up most female friendships atthe end of the day.
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:09 am to LouisianaLady
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He leaves for 90 days soon
Funny. I just bought a box of condoms
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:10 am to hendersonshands
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I have a theory on why women can't keep friends Besides the fact that they're all crazy. I think it's because they go all in way too fast on their friendships. I know girls who have a new best friend every few months. It seems like they force their way into a BFF sitch when they should still "feeling each other out" (or up if they're hot, amirite). Girls will meet someone, deem them their best friend, post on Facebook about how much they love each other, go out with each other, bake cupcakes for one another, then like 2 weeks later realize that they don't have much in common and Marissa is kind of a count who has no problem sucking Charlene's boyfriend's penis. So my suggestion is stop
This post was edited on 11/19/18 at 7:09 pm
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