I encountered some of the worst female logic of my life yesterday. (Sorta long)

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So I'm talking to this girl that I know that is usually pretty cool but a bit dumb. She tells me and the other person in the conversation with us that she was sad because she had to dump her boyfriend for cheating. I ask her what happened. Here's where the idiocy begins.


She proceeds to tell me that she had a thing about wanting to have a 3 way. A bit of a fetish if you will. So she, her boyfriend, and her friend (who was also a female) all decided to get drunk together. This leads them to her bed where she claims all was going well. She passes out from being wasted and when she wakes up, they're all still naked in the bed. She asks her boyfriend if he went all the way with the friend and he answered yes.

She proceeds to go bat shite on both of them claiming it was cheating because she had passes out before the deed was completely done.


So I asked her, "if you were cool with him having a 3 way, you invited the girl into yalls bed, and passed out after foreplay, you expected what to happen exactly?"

She replies that it would have been fine had she been awake and involved but he cheated because she was passed out.

I asked her if she knows nothing different happened except you didn't actually watch it. She claims it didn't matter and was a trust violation.

Dear lord, female logic at its finest boys.

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