I don’t know if I wrote a parody or a bad country hit. It’s HOT.

Just imagine overwrought twangy guitars and some pretty boy singer. Probably got a name like Preston Waylon or some shite like that.

HOT


Well it gets hot, in the south in the summer,
Every year about half past June,
The thermometer’s close, to reading out three numbers, at 3:50 in the afternoon,
You can try to work, but it’ll beat you down, ain’t no point in giving what you just ain’t got,
Mean old Mr. Sun, he’s A number 1, undefeated and he calls the shots…



It’s HOT.
Hotter than a corvette engine, run for 7 miles with no water pump.
It’s HOT.
Hotter than a girl at 2, when you’re 8 beers in and she just got dumped,
It’s HOT,
Hotter than a jalapeño, (you fellas know ) when you forget to wash your hands,
It’s HOT.
Hotter than your favourite dream girl, taking off her top to get an even tan


It sure gets hot, in the south in the summer, Louisiana to the Everglades,
Tempers get real short, and people just get dumber,
When It’s over 90 in the shade.
That swampy air, acts just like a steamer, can’t hardly breathe when it gets like this,
It’s just one of them days, when it’s too hot to work,
And it’s even too hot to fish,

IT’S HOT…
Hotter than a velvet paining of a whale and a dolphin, gettin it on,
It’s HOT,
So hot that I didn’t realize, I got that Ricky Bobby quote all wrong,
It’s HOT,
Hotter than Tawny Kitaen, in that old white snake video,


It’s HOT,
Hotter than a set of rotors, when she left on the brakes all the way back home,

You know a bag of ice, and a kiddie pool,
Can make you feel like the king of town,
Just like letting a fan, blow up your shorts,
And all the way back down,

It’s HOT,
Hotter than hot pocket filling when it’s just come out the microwave,

It’s HOT,
Hotter than a random piss test, when you smoke reefer everyday,
It’s HOT,
Hotter than two rats humpin, inside a wool sock in the summertime,
It’s HOT…
Hotter than a come and get it, when she bites her lip, and she’s a solid 9.

I think you can catch my drift, if not, well hell that’s fine with me,
But now it’s too damn hot for this song,
So I’m getting my arse back in the AC.


It’s HOT
What ya got?