re: I died one month ago today **UPDATE: 3 months now**

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No that fig was directed at you biker man...fig

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Columbia University Department of Surgery Columbia University Department of Surgery Follow Generally, open heart surgery is not a painful experience. One notable exception is the removal of the drainage tubes, which typically occurs on post-operative day one. It may feel a bit odd and sometimes can be a brief source of pain. It will feel uncomfortable when you cough, laugh, or sneeze. This discomfort may last for about a month. To alleviate this pain, it is helpful to have a cough buddy (some sort of pillow which is often provided by your hospital). Wrap your arms around the bear and squeeze it against your breastbone when you cough. During your hospital stay, pain medicine is provided. There is no value in trying to wait until the pain is unbearable before requesting pain medicine. It is far easier to prevent pain then it is to alleviate it. After a few days, most patients just take Tylenol, although narcotics are available on request.

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Neither am I, little try hard. Maybe if you spent less time trying to fit in with the cool kids and more time actually reading what I post, you'd know this.

But before you say anything about my prescription medicines, I'd like for you to first reach stage 4 congestive heart failure, have open heart surgery, have your heart stop beating right in front of your wife seven days later, and have to have your chest cracked open a second time. Live through that and the recovery to follow, then you'll be able to say anything to me.

I'd like to see you be able to deal with the pain of a healing sternum that was cut in two pieces and ribs that have been spread wide open while only taking 5mg of Oxycodone no more than once a day, and oftentimes none per day.

Until then you just look like a stupid little boy talking out of your arse about things you know nothing about. This is like the fourth or fifth time you've followed me into a thread just to be a dick. Good, this tells I bother you. You don't like me and it's important for you to lash out at me. Doesn't matter you've never met me or know anything about me. You hate me and it's important to you that I notice you and your hate. I find it both pathetic and funny as hell.

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I'll take pictures of my medical work and write my username on them for you. I've got you beat and from injuries sustained in combat


Oh you're such a badass, aren't you little Mir? Combat. Eh. Sorry little boy. No matter how much you want to impress me, you can't. I do find it amusing you'd try to impress me with "injuries" (notice you didn't say wounds) youvsustain in "combat".

But if it makes you feel better ( and will make you shite up finally), let's see your "combat injuries" you suffered at your boarding school lacrosse.

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