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Hypothetical- if a woman answers her phone during...
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:21 pm
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:21 pm
...sex.... It's totally inbounds to post on TD to inform them that you're knee deep, right?
Rule #721,461
What says the t/OtBallers?
Though I know the situation rarely if ever comes up, if ever...because she is well.... Coming into to proper form at that moment
Rule #721,461
What says the t/OtBallers?
Though I know the situation rarely if ever comes up, if ever...because she is well.... Coming into to proper form at that moment
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 10:23 pm
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Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:22 pm to AjaxFury
Loser
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:24 pm to AjaxFury
My boy!!!! Get it
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:24 pm to AjaxFury
Your method of coitus may vary, my brother, but if either you or the lady has the wherewithal to talk on the phone or post on the internet - in my opinion, you ain't doing it right.
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:24 pm to AjaxFury
Thus is the last piece....the final piece.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:25 pm to AjaxFury
I'll allow it.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:25 pm to AjaxFury
I'd show her the thread after
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:25 pm to djangochained
Hypothetical Dumas.
How can she answer her phone in my world when she can't even move her hands?.... Idiot.
How can she answer her phone in my world when she can't even move her hands?.... Idiot.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:27 pm to Ace Midnight
quote:
Your method of coitus may vary, my brother, but if either you or the lady has the wherewithal to talk on the phone or post on the internet - in my opinion, you ain't doing it right.
I couldn't agree more. If she does this.... It's a clear message that she is ready for the true punishment. Her passive-aggressive way of asking for captain caveman
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:27 pm to AjaxFury
No, it's totally inbounds in that situation to stick it in her arse.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:28 pm to AjaxFury
I think posting would only be acceptable if you do it with hands free posting (i.e. dictate it to siri)....
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:29 pm to Sampson
quote:
I'd show her the thread after
Please do...as the legendary no limit soldier snoop said on death row...
"It ain't no funnnnnn/ if the homies don't haaaaa-aaaaa-ve none"
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:33 pm to Spankum
quote:
I think posting would only be acceptable if you do it with hands free posting (i.e. dictate it to siri)....
Agreed.., although if she was ABLE to speak , it would be much more enjoyable to have her speak my words to Siri for me.
Perhaps *I'll * allow it in that case to send the message Machiavelli style to her (only one ice-cold style)
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:33 pm to AjaxFury
Knee deep???
I've been balls deep, never knee deep. Sounds like you got yourself quite a hole there..
I've been balls deep, never knee deep. Sounds like you got yourself quite a hole there..
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:36 pm to rsbd
quote:
I've been balls deep, never knee deep. Sounds like you got yourself quite a hole there..
I'm drilling like the Sentinals trying to reach Zion Matrix III
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:38 pm to AjaxFury
I was saying you should show her the the thread but I'm all about the homies having fun
SampsonTD69@gmail.com
SampsonTD69@gmail.com
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:40 pm to Sampson
quote:
SampsonTD69@gmail.com
Bookmark out of respect but don't count on any because I keep her well trained.
Consequences.
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:42 pm to AjaxFury
Sorry you can't give good enough D bruh. Tell your girlfriend I'm sorry I didn't mean to interrupt but I didn't get her text until late so I couldn't respond until then.
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:46 pm to AjaxFury
The evidence:
Doesn't know what to do - asks OT.
Napoleon Dynamite meme.
Awkward bdsm references.
Old Snoop reference, also incorrect (Snoop had no connection with New Limit).
Hard Matrix reference.
And other.
You're a pasty faced dork, probably under 20, with minimal sexual experience, bored at home for the week seeking pathetic thrills.
ETA: that's without checking your post history, shall I?
Doesn't know what to do - asks OT.
Napoleon Dynamite meme.
Awkward bdsm references.
Old Snoop reference, also incorrect (Snoop had no connection with New Limit).
Hard Matrix reference.
And other.
You're a pasty faced dork, probably under 20, with minimal sexual experience, bored at home for the week seeking pathetic thrills.
ETA: that's without checking your post history, shall I?
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:46 pm to AjaxFury
There's a reason she's answering her phone. Step your game up
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